Like...

i have peanut butter jelly sandwich

Only one?

ye

I have nut

I can help you with that

I have 'to meet Purple irl'
But that won't happen ;-,

BITCH,
*slap*
YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE
*slap*
DON'T DOUBT THE FUTURE
*slap*
AND DON'T DOUBT FATE EITHER

Ok ok
Just stop with the slapping

..*slap*
okay that was for fun

*slaps the shit outta you*

hOw DaRe U

I'M SOWWYYYYY

*slaps again* ehehehe

*wimpers*

*hugs* im sorry

*giant ass bleeding cut on face*

its fine

:0 noo bestyy *huggo*

memechat

o k -

Yes
Yes!
YES!

I CAN EXPLAIN

Lol

Lmao

Slap him again lol

>:D

>:D

Dayum

Lmao

You didnt get all the shit

Dewit agen

-_-

I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T CALL PURPLE

Don't worry I won't
She'll most likely find it anyways

*PANIK*

>:D

Lmao

Lmao

Have fun lol

i hav jelly

Ooo, nice

I-
I have you on my list-

Me too
*kisses*
BUT F**KING SANTA CLAUS IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TOO KIDNAP ME AND BRING ME TOO YOUR HOUSE, YOU HEAR ME SANTA, DON'T YOU?!

*giggles* you're adorable

Oh?

But i'm nothing compared too you

Awwww you're so sweet babe ❤❤❤

But seriously, you're adorable. Cuddles now.

*cuddles*
yes master

Master? What in the unholy f**k is this

We're having a MOMENT

SHUSHUSHSUHSUSHUSSHSUSH

*cuddles as well*

Oh my god-

what, do you not like that?

No, I like it, but too much

F**king horny side comes out every time

*puts my hands under your shirt and grabs your waist*
and I don't see how that is a bad thing

*red as a tomato*

mmm, i love to eat tomatoes