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2 ups, 3y,
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What's an omicron gun? I need to know if I need to get one.
1 up, 3y,
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The smaller the caliber, the deadlier and more concealable they are. 0 micron must be the deadliest and most undetectable gun of all.
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1 up, 3y
A gun you buy to give you a sense of protection.
Kind of the "a Democrat president got elected gun" or "delta variant gun" or "blm rotted 2000 miles from my house but the right wing media tells me yo be scared" gun.
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0 ups, 3y,
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That won't last long since the nra can't get a cut.
Pretty soon you will hear that printed gun ain't for real "patriots"
3 ups, 3y
What you don't know about everything would fill volumes, sonny
1 up, 3y,
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I don't care one whit about the NRA or "patriotism." Moonshining has been illegal for over a century and there are still many moonshiners. You can't stop the signal.
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1 up, 3y
I want a Malcolm Renolds Firefly six gun.
0 ups, 3y
No, with the logistics problem they are still floating off California
1 up, 3y,
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The only people I see "scared" of the omicron variant are Dems and Progs and the current occupant of the poopy diaper
2 ups, 3y,
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Says the trumptard making long lines to get his omicron gun.
1 up, 3y
pfffft
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0 ups, 3y,
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I do not know if you are referring my end of November, beginning of December, first of the week, midweek or week end gun purchase. My December 7th Pearl Harbor gun is a beauty, I am looking forward to my many purchases in the future, but what is this new Omicron you speak of. If it is nice I may buy one,
1 up, 3y,
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Does your dick feel bigger with every gun you buy?
You can excuse it whoever you want.
The fact is ammoaexuals response to fear is buying a gun.
ALWAYS!
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0 ups, 3y,
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Like the lady stopped on the highway by a Texas Ranger...

TR, Do you have any weapons in the car?

Lady, Yes, Sir. I have a .38 in this shoulder holster, a .45 on my strong side. a .357 cross draw, a .44 magnum in the console, Desert Eagle .50 under the seat, an AR 15 .556 in the case on the back seat, a 12 ga on the rear floor board, a SCAR 17 7.62 and a Barrett .50 in the trunk.

TR, Lady, What are you afraid of?

Lady, Nothing.

Guns are fun and useful tools. Next time the plumber is at your house ask him how big his p**is is. Maybe he will stick his 16 inch pipe wrench up your...
1 up, 3y,
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Yes they are.
They make up for the testosterone you are lacking.

Let me guess white, fat, beard , maga hat , ugly girlfriend, small dick?
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0 ups, 3y
You are a vile individual.
0 ups, 3y,
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New York’s attorney general plans to subpoena former President Donald Trump as part of the state’s civil fraud investigation into the Trump Organization, according to reports.

Attorney General Letitia James is seeking to have Trump sit for a deposition early next year to question him about whether the Trump Organization manipulated valuations of its real estate properties,
1 up, 3y,
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WTF does this have to do with anything?
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1 up, 3y
It doesn’t, he is just consumed with all things Trump. Sad, really
0 ups, 3y
just making sure you get some fair and balanced news. we all know this wont show up on Foxy Entertainment
2 ups, 3y
He eill be exposed as a traitor yet again.
Cult45 will call it "persecution " as usual.
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