Like the lady stopped on the highway by a Texas Ranger...
TR, Do you have any weapons in the car?
Lady, Yes, Sir. I have a .38 in this shoulder holster, a .45 on my strong side. a .357 cross draw, a .44 magnum in the console, Desert Eagle .50 under the seat, an AR 15 .556 in the case on the back seat, a 12 ga on the rear floor board, a SCAR 17 7.62 and a Barrett .50 in the trunk.
TR, Lady, What are you afraid of?
Lady, Nothing.
Guns are fun and useful tools. Next time the plumber is at your house ask him how big his p**is is. Maybe he will stick his 16 inch pipe wrench up your...