HOW IDIOT LIBERAL DEMOCRATS GET AWAY WITH INSANITY IN THE 21ST CENTURY; "MOM? I WANT MORE PINTO BEANS IN MY ICE CREAM!"; STEP 1 - FIND AN IDIOT WHO WILL SPEAK ON CAMERA; STEP 2 - INJECT THE IDIOT WITH STIMULANTS SO THEY CAN FUNCTION BRIEFLY; "WE MUST BAN GAS POWERED PENCILS OR IRELAND WILL SINK!"; "THE PRESIDENT'S CONCERNS ABOUT IRISH AMERICANS IS AMAZING. SIMPLY AMAZING."; STEP 3 - TURN THE IDIOT LOOSE ON CAMERA; STEP 4 - FIND PROFESSIONAL LIARS WHO CAN SPIN THE IDIOT'S WORDS; STEP 5 - REMOVE ALL LINKS, QUOTES, WEBSITES, AND VIDEOS OF THE IDIOT SPEAKING AND REPLACE WITH SPECULATION IT WAS A REPUBLICAN SPEAKING; "SHOCKING NEWS TONIGHT! CONSERVATIVES WANT THE IRISH TO DROWN!"; STEP 6 - USE FAKE NEWS ALLIES TO REINFORCE THE CORRECTED MESSAGE
