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Anybody else tempted to wear this hoodie out in order piss the Hell out of christians? Just me?

Anybody else tempted to wear this hoodie out in order piss the Hell out of christians? Just me? | image tagged in atheism,atheist,makes sense,hoodie,i need it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 3y,
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I mean, I'm a hardcore Atheist and I, personally, *love* that hoodie. It might seem like it's making fun of Atheism, sure, but I think it's poking more fun at christianity. Besides, I bet christians seeing their religion being spoken of in an actual logical way (everything just magically happening for no reason at all, due to how illogical it actually is) would piss them off af.
To be honest though, all christians are basically just Fan-Fic addicts. From what I was told, the bible was written by a bunch of people together, thus basically making it a book written by eighty people on the same Wattpad (specifically Wattpad, since logic rarely ever exists there) account. Like, honey, please, we all know that shi makes no sense 🙄✋
Of course, that's just my thoughts though 🤷‍♂️
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2 ups, 3y,
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That sounds accurate for an atheist to believe that (Big Bang Theory). I'm not offended and I'm a Christian, although I wouldn't buy it.

I find it interesting that this stream literally is only to bash at Christians, but the Christian streams rarely ever bash at atheists.
1 up, 3y
k
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if there was nothing in the first place, where did the magic come from???

get roasted
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Lmao; you're implying that magic is real in the first place 😂
Magic is a mere stunt made up by people in order to entertain others (Dictionary definition: "the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces." Key word: Apparently. Dictionary definition: "as far as one knows or can see." Hence, magic is something that people simply make up, then back up via "mysterious" forces, those of which can often be easily explained away. That being said, the magic in the bible is all made-up stuff that people managed to make others believe really happened, which was only because this stuff is old as the hills, when people didn't understand anything at all (and we lacked knowledge in just about everything, too). As a result of this starting so long ago, it managed to get so deep into our minds that most of us are brainwashed into believing it and, though it's all *clearly* too fake to be real, we yet use it because most of the stuff within it backs up a bunch of things that are obviously wrong, and so people cling onto it in order to seem innocent. In addition to that, the bible has been changed multiple times by people, just so that it can further line up to their own beliefs. All it is is a book for people who want to have control over others, or for those who just want to believe in something because this world has already gone to Hell, though that doesn't make it real whatsoever (this short clip explains it best: https://youtu.be/imayDNwQquQ?t=512 )).
There is no such thing as magic, just coincidence, and coincidence doesn't mean things that make no sense whatsoever, such as a burning bush speaking, a whole sea parting just because a guy wants it to, murdering your son, whom of which did nothing wrong, just because some voice in your head told you to (the sacrificing of Isaac, whom of which was just an innocent child who didn't even know what was going on. Like, imagine holding down and killing your own son simply because some voice in your head told you to), murdering all the innocent children in Egypt and having that magically be able to free all the Hebrews (and the only way to spare your child is to murder a sheep, who didn't do anything wrong either, and then not even resourcefully using it, such as for food, but just to smear its blood all over a door), etcetera. Not only that, but god has literally killed more people than Satan. One thing doesn't go his way, and he strikes down just about every living thing.
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well.

that's a lot.

isn't it just as crazy to believe that some 'sky daddy' created the universe as it is to say it all came out of nothing?
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The universe was literally created via the Big Bang, which occurred billions of years ago; supernovas (a stellar explosion) and their stardust (dust and gas, those of which eventually became Magnesium, Zinc, and Iron) slowly came together to form our universe, which took many, many years, which is completely understandable since it all began with mere dust from exploding stars. Still, it happened; the dust accumulated together and created our sun. Throughout this all, solar winds helped pull Hydrogen and Helium into the bunch, as well as Zinc and other elements. With that, all of those materials came together to form our planets; the heavier materials went down to create the cores, meanwhile the lighter materials created the crust (our terrestrial planets are made of the heaviest materials, like Zinc and Iron, meanwhile the gaseous planets are made of the lighter materials, like helium). Now, each of these planets have their own opposing forces, those of which were strongest between Jupiter and the sun, hence creating our asteroid belt (where asteroids reside and never got to become their own planets). As for life on Earth, it all began with microbes (microscopic organisms who didn't need oxygen), those of which were incredibly simple organisms due to how equally simple Earth was. Cyanobacterias were especially important back then, because they became the world's first photosynthesizers (thus meaning that, through sunlight and water, they gave us oxygen). Due to the oxygen, the microbes that had learned to live without it died out, and so did the Cyanobacteria, after some time. And yet, they learned to evolve to survive, with the microbes learning to live within other microbes, thus creating more complex forms (organelles, Mitochondria, DNA, etc.). With that, they even began living together for the benefit of protection and whatnot, which, through that all, as well as evolution, we soon had all the animals that we have today (800 million years ago is when the first animals appeared, even though they were basically a bunch of cooperating cells). It's all easily explained away today, which is thanks to the science we now have, though I can see as to why people believe this "bible" story, since there was no way they could have just known all this way back when.Still, science explains it all in a way that actually makes sense, instead of your "sky daddy" magically popping out of nowhere one day and deciding to turn the universe into one big ass mobile game ad.
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alright let me break this comment down and show the fallacy
"The universe was literally created via the Big Bang, which occurred billions of years ago; supernovas (a stellar explosion) and their stardust (dust and gas, those of which eventually became Magnesium, Zinc, and Iron) slowly came together to form our universe, which took many, many years, which is completely understandable since it all began with mere dust from exploding stars. Still, it happened; the dust accumulated together and created our sun. Throughout this all, solar winds helped pull Hydrogen and Helium into the bunch, as well as Zinc and other elements. With that, all of those materials came together to form our planets; the heavier materials went down to create the cores, meanwhile the lighter materials created the crust (our terrestrial planets are made of the heaviest materials, like Zinc and Iron, meanwhile the gaseous planets are made of the lighter materials, like helium). Now, each of these planets have their own opposing forces, those of which were strongest between Jupiter and the sun, hence creating our asteroid belt (where asteroids reside and never got to become their own planets). As for life on Earth, it all began with microbes (microscopic organisms who didn't need oxygen), those of which were incredibly simple organisms due to how equally simple Earth was. Cyanobacterias were especially important back then, because they became the world's first photosynthesizers (thus meaning that, through sunlight and water, they gave us oxygen). Due to the oxygen, the microbes that had learned to live without it died out, and so did the Cyanobacteria, after some time. And yet, they learned to evolve to survive, with the microbes learning to live within other microbes, thus creating more complex forms (organelles, Mitochondria, DNA, etc.). With that, they even began living together for the benefit of protection and whatnot, which, through that all, as well as evolution, we soon had all the animals that we have today (800 million years ago is when the first animals appeared, even though they were basically a bunch of cooperating cells)."
so this is a very large bunch of scientific claims that have no actual proof backing them
"It's all easily explained away today, which is thanks to the science we now have. Still, science explains it all in a way that actually makes sense,"
saying its explained, with a scientific explanation that has merit, but no proof. out of space :(
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You didn't actually give any real evidence to support your story.

also for every good mutation, there is a link to dozens of bad mutiations, making evolution nigh immpossible
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Neither did you, though I don't even see how I didn't have any "real evidence", because all of that can and *is* literally proved by science. And you're saying that evolution is impossible? All right, how did we evolve all these different breeds of dogs from wolves then? Evolution. I mean, sounds like *somebody* failed their biology class- 😬 And, if anything, it sounds like you're another brainwashed person who doesn't want to give into fact, since you're denying every fact I'm laying out and saying that it isn't "real evidence" 😂 If you don't believe any of what I just said, which is supported by literal science, there's no hope in getting anything at all through to you. You're so lost that you might as well be in an Ikea. Good luck with your life.
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You told your story, and you used big words, but you didn't give any reason WHY YOU THINK THAT STORY IS TRUE

and different breeds of dogs came about by adaption and variation---NOT evolution
Just like how there are different races of people, there are different breeds of dogs---but you don't see dog-men.

how do you KNOW that theses things you are saying are facts?

also give me some "literal science" and I will get back to you

and i didn't fail biology---I'm homeschooled
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I don't need to explain why I think it's true, because it *is* true, hence it speaks and explains itself.
"The main difference between adaptation and evolution is that adaptation is the process of adjusting something to occupy and match the environment. Evolution is a general term that points out changes in anything over time."
And dogs had to *evolve* from wolves first: Not only that, but the changes in our dogs over time to create different breeds points to evolution, *not* adaptation (the changes are things such as their bodies, which are *completely* different than those of wolves, literally different genes that have evolved them to become *different* species than wolves, etc.). Yes, they've then adapted to live better alongside us, but it all had to start with *evolution*. And of course you don't see dog-men; you can't just breed a human and a dog and expect them to produce actual offspring, as it's naturally impossible. You'd need some advanced science and experimenting to make such a thing happen. After all, humans and dogs and their genetics are far too different from one another to ever actually breed naturally. And with different races of people, you're saying it like each race is completely different from another 😂 Literally all humans have DNA too similar for us to be split into different groups ( https://askabiologist.asu.edu/questions/human-races ).
As for how I know these things are facts, it's because you can easily find said things on trusted websites, such as the Museum of Natural History's official site, and they've been studying such stuff for *far* longer than either of us, hence they know what they're talking about through their extensive research and findings:
https://naturalhistory.si.edu/education/teaching-resources/life-science/early-life-earth-animal-origins
https://earthhow.com/we-are-made-of-stardust/#:~:text=These%20atoms%20were%20created%20in,system%20and%20our%20planet%20Earth.
I don't even see what point you're trying to prove anymore, because scientists have already cracked down on everything the bible has made up. A rib ripped from a man didn't magically create a woman; we evolved from primates. The Earth wasn't magically formed by some "sky daddy"; supernovas and their stardust gradually came together to form the solar system we have today. I'm tired of arguing with you when you keep on trying to deny what science says and, instead, trying to get me to believe that some "sky daddy" magically invented everything.
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well, as to your statement that scientists have cracked down on everything that the bible says, there is a TON of geological evidence for the worldwide flood (which, unfortanetaly, i completely forgot.

BUT I DO have evidence against bioevolution:
askabiologist.asu.edu/questions/human-races

and I wasn't saying that races are subspecies

your link to the stardust thing didn't work, but I have evidence: answersingenesis.org/astronomy/solar-system/
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A worldwide flood *can* occur, but not just because your "sky daddy" wanted it to. If anything, this flood was most definitely caused by a giant comet or asteroid crashing into the Earth, particularly an ocean. After all, 71% of Earth is covered by water and, if a giant comet/asteroid were to crash into it, it would most certainly create a tsunami of sorts; raising the water levels high enough to flood the Earth. Not only that but, since a majority of our oceans are uncharted, we are yet to find a huge crater down in said depths. I mean, if a giant comet/asteroid were enough to devastate the dinosaur's world, then it's also enough to cause a giant flood.
https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/did-a-comet-cause-the-great-flood
And you're literally saying that evolution isn't real? Are you *sure* you didn't fail your biology class? 😂😂😂 Bro, your "evidence" didn't even say anything that backs up your claims as to how evolution isn't real; it was only about how humans are too alike to be differentiated from one another. Same thing with your universe evidence, because all it said was, like, "Ooooh, these planets are at a t i l t! 😱 Something hit it!!!" Ah, yes, meteorites/asteroids/etc. *are* things that exist in space and *collide* with other things! I mean, how do you think the moon got all those craters? They could have also collided with other planets (or even their own moons) whilst lining up to be the solar system that we have today, thus giving them a tilted axis. And "But the isotope ratios found in these solar wind particles do not match those on earth.", I- Bro, Earth can literally *support life*, of *course* its ratios are different 💀 We have oxygen and ozone layers and dirt. All the other planets can't support life like Earth can, so it's pretty clear that, yeah, Earth is kinda different from the other planets! I mean, some of our planets are even made mostly of gas (Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter), unlike Earth, so...
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also, Creationists believe that asteroid impacts may have been one of the causes of the flood

just because God used a comet in the flood doesn't mean he doesn't exist.
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well.

I probably should have read those links more thouroghly.

I haven't heard about the "comet" causing the flood

I'll have to do some research on that one

also i didn't fail biology class because I'm homeschooled, and i learned this in biology
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"Sky daddy" didn't use a comet, buddy; a comet naturally formed and hit the Earth - nothing more, nothing less. Even the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum's official site explains as to how a comet can form and travel, hence "sky daddy" didn't randomly cast it down upon us:
https://airandspace.si.edu/exhibitions/exploring-the-planets/online/solar-system/comets/origins.cfm#:~:text=Where%20Do%20Comets%20Come%20From%3F&text=It%20is%20thought%20that%20most,than%20Pluto%2C%20the%20outermost%20planet.
Just give it up, bro 💀 After all, there ain't no way in Hell I'm ever even *partially* believing in the bible, *especially* with all of the things that it says. I mean, in it, two daughters literally got their *own* father drunk, then had *intercourse* with him, which was all *without his consent* and *merely in order to get themselves pregnant*. And you really want us to follow and dedicate our entire lives to a book that condones such things? Uh, yeah, no thank you 😁
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well.

yes.

I give up this argument

BUT

the Bible DOES NOT condone that, it is simply history
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True
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and also, I wasn't saying that magic is real, i was using it for the sake of argument
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