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:eyes: how though? | My cousin scares me lol he knows I'm bi without me even telling him that I am, he creeps me out-- it's like he's a psychic or something, it's creepy XD; Hmmm | image tagged in retrofloofking official announcement template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 3y,
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Maybe he's been getting the vibes from you, have you been sitting weird or using fingerguns?
0 ups, 3y,
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I.. don't think that really means anything because I know somebody who's straight back in my old hometown who does that, and I don't do fingerguns and maybe I do sit weird but only because I can't get comfortable on his bed, his bed is a fricking mess lmao
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1 up, 3y,
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Ok then maybe he is a psychic of some sorts lol
0 ups, 3y
That's what I'm saying 🤣🤣🤣
1 up, 3y,
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Maybe he's one of those "mentalists" (people who do mind-based tricks and illusions on people like "cold-reading" to the point that they seem like psychics, albeit their methods are based on scientifically-proven psychological and sociological methodology instead of the inherently supernatural - think of those high-res Las-Vegas magicians) and he was just able to pick up the fact that you were bisexual and polyamorous simply by "cold-reading" you and the like - who knows? I know how to do some basic "mentalist" stage-show magic myself, too, as well - I know how it works!

The apparently popular-in-this-comments-section "gay-dar" theory may as well be equally plausible, too - your cousin is truly of the peculiar type, that's for sure as far as we know!
0 ups, 3y
Ikr lol he's smarter than I thought
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1 up, 3y,
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He has the power.
The gaydar.
1 up, 3y,
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1 up, 3y,
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My parents have this trait-
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1 up, 3y,
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He has achieved gay-dar
0 ups, 3y,
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Why're people saying that? What's that mean???
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1 up, 3y,
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The gay-dar is a power some people possess, it is the ability and extreme knowledge about gay people and being able to tell whether someone is gay or not. Especially rare in straights. Personally my gay-dar isn't that good but your cousin's gay-dar is great.
0 ups, 3y,
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He's a frickin psychic! XD
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1 up, 3y,
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that is also possible
1 up, 3y,
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In 7th grade (two years ago) I asked an 8th grader their pronouns bc they were gendered appearing but “looked non-binary”
They said a gendered pronoun
The next year my friend says they’re non-binary now

I see things before they happen. It’s a Jedi trait.
1 up, 3y,
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Wow
1 up, 3y,
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Thanks
1 up, 3y
You're welcome
1 up, 3y,
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My Mom knew too but im used to it
Both my parents have people with magic powers in their family
I just don't tell people on the internet very much cause most people won't believe me
0 ups, 3y,
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There is a thing called 'gay-dar'
0 ups, 3y
And what's that?
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My cousin scares me lol he knows I'm bi without me even telling him that I am, he creeps me out-- it's like he's a psychic or something, it's creepy XD; Hmmm