HEY GUYS, IT'S ME SIMOTHEFINLANDIZED - I INVENTED A PAPER-MADE SLIDING MECHANISM FOR MY ENGLISH-TEACHER'S CLASSROOM TO HELP HIM MANAGE STUDENTS' ELECTRONICS TIME-USAGE; SORRY, MY BIG-BRAIN INSTINCTS HAVE BEEN ACTING UP AGAIN - DOESN'T REALLY HELP THAT I DRINK A CUP OR TWO OF COFFEE IN THE MORNING EACH DAY, TOO.