DAD, ALL THESE NUTS TRYING TO RUIN THE AMERICAN DREAM- WHERE'D THEY COME FROM? WELL SON, THEY WERE ONCE THE GEEKS & NERDS WHO WERE GIVEN GIANT WEDGIES AND WERE STUFFED INTO GYM-LOCKERS; SO THEY BECAME THE VIOLENT CRIMINALS AND MENTAL-CASES? SOME DID, BUT MOST OF THEM BECAME DEMOCRATS AND NOW THEY RUN CONGRESS
