"Have I ever claimed to speak for the majority of liberals?"
Well then, answer me this:
*What do you have to do to join the Brony Force? (Is there such a thing as a "Brony Force"?) ((If there isn't, there sure as hell ought to be! How cool is that?!)) (((If you start one and make millions, remember who gave you the idea! ;) )))
*Do you have your own special Little Pony language and alphabet? Is it hard to learn?
*Do I have to dress funny to be considered a Brony? I'm cool with that so long as the material isn't itchy.
*Is there a Brony School of Learning, and if so, do they give scholarships- my adult wife would NEVER let me spend money on something like this.
*I have SO. MANY. QUESTIONS.
Maybe this could be like a Student Exchange Program, where I learn more about your foreign ways, and I can teach you how to be an actual, normal adult- we learn from each other's rich heritage and culture. I say that's a win-win towards bringing peace, harmony, and unity amongst liberals and conservatives everywhere!