Okay, so let's talk about this mask in the GIF.
Yes, that style mask is ass and pretty much doesn't stop particles other than to "shunt" them away from the front. the manufacturer of those masks even puts a warning label on the box about it.
Where you are being disingenuous or lying is that you are equating all masks to being that ineffective. this is simply not true. If you follow CDC guidelines, you would have an effective mask that works to trap your spit from flying out into the world and also works to minimize the amount of flying spit you breathe in.
so, next time, be very precise when you say that masks don't work, you need to say that it's the old surgical masks that no one recommends, and that includes the manufacturer, that don't work.