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CHRISTIANITY: A Biopsy Into Religion (By SimoTheFinlandized - 2021 CE)

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CHRISTIANITY: A Biopsy Into Religion
(By SimoTheFinlandized - 2021 CE)
================================
Christianity is the largest world religion
by number of adherents (around 2.4 
billion). Members of the religion are called 
Christians. Christians generally believe 
Jesus to be the Son of God, the second 
person of the Trinity. It is a monotheistic 
religion, meaning it has only one God. It is 
based on the life and teachings of Jesus of 
Nazareth.
================================
To most of the people of his time Jesus 
was a preacher, teacher, healer, and 
prophet from ancient Judea. However, his 
disciples believed him to be much more 
than that: they believed that Jesus was 
God's one and only son who was sent 
down to earth to die on a cross for their 
sins. The man said to be his father, 
Joseph, was a carpenter. Jesus was 
executed by being nailed to a cross (or 
crucified) under Pontius Pilate, the local 
Roman governor at the time. His life and 
followers are written about in the New 
Testament, part of the Bible. Christians 
consider the Bible, both the Old Testament 
and New Testament, as sacred. The 
Gospels or "The Good News" are the first 
four books of the New Testament and are 
about the life of Jesus, his death, and him 
rising from the dead.
================================
God created the world. Jesus is the name 
of God the Son. Christians believe Him to 
be the Son of God. They believe that He 
was the human son of the Virgin Mary and 
the divine Son of God. They believe he 
suffered and died to free humans from 
their sin and was later raised from the 
dead. He then went up into Heaven. At the 
end of time, Jesus will come back to Earth 
to judge all mankind, both alive and dead, 
giving everlasting life to those who believe 
in him. The Holy Spirit is the spirit of God 
on the Earth that spoke through prophets.
================================
The prophets foretold in the Old Testament 
of Jesus as the Savior. Christians think of 
Jesus Christ as a teacher, a role model, 
and someone who revealed who the 
Christian God was.
================================
Just like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is 
an Abrahamic religion. Christianity started 
out as a Jewish sect in the eastern 
Mediterranean. It quickly grew in number 
of believers and influence over a few 
decades, and by the 4th Century it had 
become the dominant religion in the 
Roman Empire. The Kingdom of Aksum 
became the first empire to adopt 
Christianity. During the Middle Ages, the 
rest of Europe mostly was Christianized. 
At that time, Christians were mostly a 
religious minority in the Middle East, North 
Africa, and parts of India. Following the 
Age of Discovery, through missionary work 
and colonization, Christianity spread to 
Africa, the Americas, and the rest of the 
world.
================================
Christianity has been an 
important part of the shaping 
of the world. As of the early 
21st century, Christianity has 
approximately 2.2 billion 
followers.
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Yeah, I get this very exact meme in response to my work quite a lot. Thanks for reminding me yet once again of all the giant lizards I have massacred with my words.

The pen truly is mightier than the sword, what can I say?
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This was satire, but yeah I read through the whole thing (toom around 30+ minutes), and it sums up a lot.
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================================ CHRISTIANITY: A Biopsy Into Religion (By SimoTheFinlandized - 2021 CE) ================================ Christianity is the largest world religion by number of adherents (around 2.4 billion). Members of the religion are called Christians. Christians generally believe Jesus to be the Son of God, the second person of the Trinity. It is a monotheistic religion, meaning it has only one God. It is based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. ================================ To most of the people of his time Jesus was a preacher, teacher, healer, and prophet from ancient Judea. However, his disciples believed him to be much more than that: they believed that Jesus was God's one and only son who was sent down to earth to die on a cross for their sins. The man said to be his father, Joseph, was a carpenter. Jesus was executed by being nailed to a cross (or crucified) under Pontius Pilate, the local Roman governor at the time. His life and followers are written about in the New Testament, part of the Bible. Christians consider the Bible, both the Old Testament and New Testament, as sacred. The Gospels or "The Good News" are the first four books of the New Testament and are about the life of Jesus, his death, and him rising from the dead. ================================ God created the world. Jesus is the name of God the Son. Christians believe Him to be the Son of God. They believe that He was the human son of the Virgin Mary and the divine Son of God. They believe he suffered and died to free humans from their sin and was later raised from the dead. He then went up into Heaven. At the end of time, Jesus will come back to Earth to judge all mankind, both alive and dead, giving everlasting life to those who believe in him. The Holy Spirit is the spirit of God on the Earth that spoke through prophets. ================================ The prophets foretold in the Old Testament of Jesus as the Savior. Christians think of Jesus Christ as a teacher, a role model, and someone who revealed who the Christian God was. ================================ Just like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion. Christianity started out as a Jewish sect in the eastern Mediterranean. It quickly grew in number of believers and influence over a few decades, and by the 4th Century it had become the dominant religion in the Roman Empire. The Kingdom of Aksum became the first empire to adopt Christianity. During the Middle Ages, the rest of Europe mostly was Christianized. At that time, Christians were mostly a religious minority in the Middle East, North Africa, and parts of India. Following the Age of Discovery, through missionary work and colonization, Christianity spread to Africa, the Americas, and the rest of the world. ================================ Christianity has been an important part of the shaping of the world. As of the early 21st century, Christianity has approximately 2.2 billion followers. ================================