mosquito

it more like

That's what I'm talking about!

itchy is pain

As a Louisianian this is pretty Accurate.

Yep

yo 𝓌ₕₒ tf put ᵐᶦᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ʲᵃᶜᵏˢᵒⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵉᵉᶻᵉʳ

i did

Here’s a better one

That's more true in Africa

More like

I'm allergic

It's more of a demand than an offer. Mosquitoes don't really understand boundaries very well lol

S L A P

*swat*

Not upvoting, since 69 upvotes, but here is an upvote comment