Hope you all don't turn out like ne (mod note: don't do that you got this :>)

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about your lost...
Please don't commit suicide...

Ill consider it

Plz don’t I care for you! You are great don’t think bad things. I have a friend who is dealing with suicidal thoughts. Idk how they are cause they moved and Im not allowed to talk to them but enough said me. You need to keep living your life. The devil wants you to think that you mean nothing to anyone but that’s not true you mean a lot to me! Don’t let the devil overtake you! God has a plan for you! Even if your life hasn’t been the best in the early years you still have a lot of life ahead of you. You mean so much to a lot of people and god cares more about you than you could ever think of! If you ever feel lonely there’s always god talk to him it helps! I’m praying for you! But you need to be able to think positively!

keep living my friend please

That's the bad thing, every time I try kill myself I fail which makes me want to do it more, so I live involuntarily

If you kill yourself I will personally come to heaven and strangle you

Then I'll just die again, plus it'd be worth it

Okay
Slap you
I will personally come and slap you
Then drag you back to earth so we can continue being friends

Even if that were possible I doubt you'd do that, plus is just be a burden

noted