hEhE, I NEED HELP

*takes kiss*
aww ima save this ^^

*puts in blender blends it and drinks it*

*Says I'll save it*
*proceeds to destroy and drink it*

Cuz thats what nice ppl do

:0

Alrighttyyyy, I'm back because I don't wanna do homewor-

what

:)

Why you drink it?

to save it duh

But why ingest it?

cuz i have no pockets

But, aren't you just gonna shit it out eventually?

No

WELL IF IT DIDN'T GO TO YOUR STOMACH, WHERE ELSE DID IT GO?!

I am a robot so I am not gonna poop it out
beep boop bop bitch

*bites lip*
can you beep boop bop me?~

What in the sweet home Alabama-

I mean, I hope you don't mind..

Wha-

well, do you care?

about?

if we have a little..fun

Like play board games?

Nah...

I mean, can you give me a PHYSICAL version of THE TALK

Ok
*sits you down*
so when someone loves another person they have the birds and the bees

...okay

and that is called sex

uh huh...

thats all :) any questions

:)

why did you reply to your own comment?

A- aren't you her son?
I mean- yeah Cinny is my daughter and she used to like me-
(maybe she still does I dunno) but still...
If thats not either horny or Alabama (or both) I dunno what is-

SHUSHUSHSUSHUSHSUSH

*yells* YACHI- HE'S TRYNA GET YOU TO F**K HIM-

WHAT NO

then what r u doin?

Imagine-

lol-

Nightt

Na, I'm still here

Your virginity isn't safe yet~

o h o k -

*cuddles*

*huggo*

butiwhatimeanhowareyounotgettingmymessage?

Igetyourmessageimprettysureijustchoosetoignoreit

ughfineyouarenofun

sorry-

jee en

I don't speak language

gn :)

na, still here

someone was horny, I had to come back

0-0

help me...

well how are you?

did you know, bonk is actually a sexuel term..