your mom doesn't count

OMYGOD, REALLY?!

EEEEEEE

I carried a boy.
Get on my level.

Why you always have to 1-up me

Idk

I slept with my gf.
thats not even a one up- thats a whole f**ken other video game than getting kissed on the cheek

Do I even wanna know

Elaborate.

How do I elaborate-

No idea, never been kissed.

Your mom dont count bro

Funny, I've never been kissed by my mom

yessssssssss you go king/queen/monarchhhhhhhhhhh
i've been kissed once before
by a ~gurl~

oh ok

lucky- I wished my mom kissed me on my cheek the same way your mom kissed yours just now

My mom hasn't ever kissed me lol

then I guess this image is a lie cause no one else in there right mind would wanna kiss you :/

Imagen, Couldn't be me...

:(

bruh i cant even get a f**king hug

Why would anyone kiss your Anti-White butt

You're probably white, your opinion doesn't count.

Your probably black, your opinion doesn't count.

omg racist!1!!1!1
#CancelSpongebobSimp
#BLM
#JusticeForDrizzy
#BBC

You were racist so i was racist
#CancelDrizzy
#AllLivesMatter
#JusticeForSpongebobSimp
#BBC

You were being racist to an innocent racist

#CancelTwitter

#RacismBadSpongebobGood

#IOnlyVisitTwitterForPorn

Ever wondered why All Lives Matter is racist?

Imagine a person breaks his leg. Someone rushes over to help them. Then, someone without a broken leg suddenly says, "Hey! What about my legs!" The guy helping says, "His leg matters!" The man who doesn't need help says, "Um, all legs matter!"

See what I mean

Legs dont have a life tho

Try answering a question with an answer and not a sarcastic remark every once in a while

Try using a real point instead of a metaphor

Aight sure
There is a black person who is being mistreated because he is black. Someone comes to try and help him out. But then, a white person comes up and says, "What about me?" The person says, "Well, his life matters!". The white dude says, "Um, All Lives Matter, you racist f**k, try helping me!"

If you don't get this one your brain is the size of a pistachio

Yeah well anyone would help the black person first since the white person is a jerk

Its a metaphor

Leg lives matter

You cant use a metaphor to prove someone wrong

Where can I find such rule

Where can i find your brain