An Englishman, Scot, and Irishman walk into a pub. Each orders a pint of beer. When they get the beer, a fly lands in each bottle. The Englishman throws his beer away in disgust and orders another. The Scot takes the fly out and drinks the beer. The Irishman takes the fly and shakes it over the beer, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD! SPIT IT OUT!"