You recently got a job as a researcher at the foundation. This file tossed to you

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TheHazMatt
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Wally: *Reads the file* Ok… I guess I’ll test her…
[deleted]
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“ Great!” They walk off
TheHazMatt
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Wally: Okay. Let’s get this over with. *Walks to her test chamber*
[deleted]
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She’s reading a book on how to disarm attackers
TheHazMatt
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Wally: (Oh god I’m gonna die.) H-hello.
[deleted]
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“ Hello.”
TheHazMatt
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Wally: I gotta run some tests…
[deleted]
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“ Carry on then.”
TheHazMatt
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Wally: *Hands her a book about food* Can you read this for me please?
[deleted]
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She skims over it and pulls out a plate of steak “ Happy?”
TheHazMatt
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Wally: *Writes it down* Okay. Question, Would you kill someone to escape from here?
[deleted]
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“ Definitely. Question, would you allow me to read 682’s file real quick?”
TheHazMatt
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Wally: Uhm… Sure?
[deleted]
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“ Score!” 

( You’re f**ked)
TheHazMatt
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Wally: Am I gonna be hurt? Oh god… oh jeez… *Starts panicking*
[deleted]
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“ It’s fiiiiine. Don’t worry about it. I’ll take any of the dangerous scp’s files, I’m not picky :)”
TheHazMatt
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Wally: *Lays on the floor and starts crying* Oh goddd…. I just want to live….
[deleted]
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“ Maybe you should’ve got that office job cry baby.”
TheHazMatt
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Wally: *Still crying*
[deleted]
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:)

Hey 7023, Write this please

*Gives 7023 all of my ideas*
[deleted]
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“ Ehh. I don’t wanna.”
[deleted]
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What?
[deleted]
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" I don't wanna."
_.Shiver._
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Tord: Great
[deleted]
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“ We need you to run some tests.”
_.Shiver._
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Tord: Fine, but only if I get to borrow the pliers to finish my robot.
[deleted]
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“ Fine. Whatever.”
_.Shiver._
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Tord: *goes to run some test*
[deleted]
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She’s sitting in her cell, reading about how to build a tank
_.Shiver._
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Tord: Hello. *sees book* Ah, interesting.
[deleted]
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“ Thanks?”
_.Shiver._
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Tord: We have to run some tests on you. Is that ok?
[deleted]
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“ Fine. Whatever.”
_.Shiver._
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(What tests are they gonna be)
[deleted]
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( idk make some up)
_.Shiver._
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(Insert math quiz(
Basil-B
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Shoto: *reads* interesting
[deleted]
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“ That’s good. “
Basil-B
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Why "keter" class? How does she attack?
[deleted]
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“ The classes are based on how easy they can escape, not how dangerous they are.”
Basil-B
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I see. Then what is the danger class?
[deleted]
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“ I mean, she’s not too dangerous, but she’s been trying to read our files. We fear what might happen.”
Basil-B
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I'll find a way to deal with her if that happens, why I took the job, right?
[deleted]
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“ I guess.”
Basil-B
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Thank you for the information sir, I shall go to the subject now.
[deleted]
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“ Good.”
Basil-B
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*walks to area*
[deleted]
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Hans: Was ze f**k is this?
smol_bean311
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uhhh*looks at the file*
[deleted]
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It’s just the image

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The Demonic Poet ( SCP- 7,023); Keter; It must be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell, While being supplied with anything she asks for, besides sharp objects. SCP-7023 is an average height humanoid female. She is able to teleport to anything she reads, and anything she writes that is read comes to life.