OH SHI-

Fun fact: Humans taste like chicken!

children taste like porkchop wdym?

Yea.

I Can Confirm That This Is True 👍

Ok

hehe

Lol

Nah, she's gonna be in my oven once it's preheated to 450° and she's covered with gravy on a pan and stuffed with plenty of stuffing so she can be served to my family on Thanksgiving

Wtf

IM LAUGHING SO HARD
except im 11 so..

😂

:)

STAY AWAY

😀👍

:)

But seriously, that child would make a good Thanksgiving dinner 👌

Yes

But on the other hand, all the other children tasted terrible 🤢

🤮

But my dog's anus wasnt bad 👌

O-O

It even came with some yellow sauce 👍

WTF

O COOL

but there was this white, sticky sauce also w/ it...

The classic “in my basement” cliché
Just why do I even approve these anymore again

…

Sorry jeez

No no it’s fine

Ok

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yes

NOT IF I EAT HER FIRST