Gravity Falls bill cipher rp

Eris: Oh, it's Cipher. How would you like to throw a party with a fellow chaos god?

Rubik grinned, showing her one fang " F**k off."

Bill Cipher: Care to repeat that?! *blue fire emerges from his hand* Who do you are?!

" rubik. and f**k off!"

Bill Cipher: Why should I? You ran into me!

" fair point."One of her pupils turned into a cube... and its changing colors like a rubik's cube

Bill Cipher: What is up with your eye, kid?

" Nothing."

e-excuse me but who are you

Bill Cipher: I'm surprised you haven't hear of me....I'm Bill Cipher! Pleased to meet ya! I:)

you look cool,im carlos

Bill Cipher: Welp I better be goi- wait wait wait wait-You said you're name was Carlos..??? *Thinking(where have I heard that name before..)

yeah im friends with mabel and dipper

Well well well well well well

*confused*

You know my old buddy Pine Tree! This is brilliant! Could you maybe bring me to him?

...i would have to ask him about that

Bill Cipher: *thinking(ugh I knew this would happen.. any friend of Pine tree is clever indeed.. I hate to admit..) B-But we are good friends! He knows me (*in scary voice*)- WELL

im sorry but i dont want to force him to do something he might not want to do

Bill Cipher: No, uh, I'm...(thinking-Ugh, I don't wanna call myself this...)...a Dorito! A giant dorito! That's what I am! Heh...

*raises eyebrow*a talking dorito,as if

Bill Cipher: Look kid, I just want to know where he is. That's it. He would be happy to see me! I. never. lie. l:)

you are a demon,correct?and you can never trust demons i learned that the hard way...

(yo ar you gonna respond)

Is that bow your mouth?

Bill Cipher: No, No it is not..Wait..how am I talking-

And also, aren't you just a cheese flavoured Dorito

Bill Cipher: I've been called that WAY too many times to count! And NO I AM a DEMON

So .....a giant dorito?

Bll Cipher: NO

I can do that too but better...

Mabel: “hiiii biiilll!”

Bill Cipher: Ah, Shooting Star! My old "friend"...where have u been?

Mabel: “dipper wouldn’t let me talk to you.” 3:<

Bill Cipher: Is that right? We'll that's too bad...(classic Bill cipher voice line incoming)-did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me!

Mabel: -giggle- “yeah, i did.”

*pets bill*

Bill Cipher: The hel-

*pets*

Bill Cipher: Get off me mortal! I am not a dog!!!

kira: who you calling mortal

kira: your mean im not a mortal:(

Nick: also starts petting him

Bill Cipher: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nick: dayumn, kira, an angery potato dorito chip is a sight to see...

Bill Cipher: *face palm* FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A DORITO

Nick:yea, right. bill, what gender r u?

Bill Cipher: I am male. Why do you ask?

Nick: i ask cause... idk. hey, do you know dipper? he's currently with stanly in the mystery shack