Gravity Falls bill cipher rp

Eris: Oh, it's Cipher. How would you like to throw a party with a fellow chaos god?

Grunt: This feels awfully familiar well aside from the grey forests that's normal

Tenka: huh- this seems familiar-

(Ah yes, I’m going to add my main into this)

Cookie: AAH! WHO ARE YOU!?

*pets bill*

Bill Cipher: The hel-

*pets*

Bill Cipher: Get off me mortal! I am not a dog!!!

kira: your mean im not a mortal:(

kira: who you calling mortal

Nick: also starts petting him

Bill Cipher: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nick: dayumn, kira, an angery potato dorito chip is a sight to see...

Bill Cipher: *face palm* FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A DORITO

Nick:yea, right. bill, what gender r u?

Bill Cipher: I am male. Why do you ask?

Nick: i ask cause... idk. hey, do you know dipper? he's currently with stanly in the mystery shack

Rubik grinned, showing her one fang " F**k off."

Bill Cipher: Care to repeat that?! *blue fire emerges from his hand* Who do you are?!

" rubik. and f**k off!"

Bill Cipher: Why should I? You ran into me!

" fair point."One of her pupils turned into a cube... and its changing colors like a rubik's cube

Bill Cipher: What is up with your eye, kid?

" Nothing."

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Delson: Ah yes, Bill the dorito god. We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know whheeen

Bill Cipher: First of all, I am not a DORITO. Second of all, (*sings*)- oh I know we'll meet again some sunny day~... Where did you learn that song, kid?

Delson: Picked it up a while ago from a tv show

Bill Cipher: Oh ok- wait a second..

Delson: Um ok

Bill Cipher: Say.. you wouldn't happen to know the Pines family...WOULD YOU?

Delson: Uhh yeah I’ve been to the Mystery Shack a couple times and I know Dipper

Bill Cipher: Well well well, You know my pal Pine tree! I would love to see him! Would you maybe bring him to me..?

Delson: sure why not, the kid has been pestering me about my lightning for years, I dont care what you do to him. For a kid so smart he is really stupid

Bill Cipher: (*sings*)- We'll meet again... don't know where! Don't know when,! oh I know we'll meet again some sunny day~) Well well WELL. If it isn't Gullible. little. PINE TREE. I knew you would fall for something as simple as a stupid mushroom, I came here because I never got to say goodbye..You really think I was gone?

Dipper: but- bu- but WE GOT RID OF YOU

(Mabel crashes into Bill while running out of the shack) Hey! WATCH IT! Wait-

Dipper: wha- BILL! What are you doing here?!

Bill Cipher: (*thinking*-At long last... I finally will get my revenge..)

Dipper: *starts leaving the shack*
Mable: Diiiipppppeeeerrrrrrrr!
Dipper: *slaps his face*
Mable: Where are you going?!
Delson: He’s heading out with me!
Mable: *busts through the door, crashing into Dipper* I’m coming too!
Delson: sure why not, now lets just get the hell outta here before Soos wants to come

Bill Cipher: Hmm alrighty then. Take me to him (note-you can be dipper and mabel if you want plus Delson)

Delson: *goes to mystery shack* Ayo Dipper!
*you hear Dipper from the attic
Dipper: What?
Delson: I just found a new weird mushroom that glows yellow if I use my electricity near it
Dipper: Wow really? I’ll be right down, I just need to grab the journal!
Delson: (to bill) that outta do it

Bill Cipher: Well you see, I made a clone of myself, and that's what died in Stan's mind. It's funny how dumb you actually are, Pine Tree

Dipper: Ugh! Well, we’ll just kill you again!

Bill Cipher: *laughter intensfies* Oh, man. You are funny Pine tree. And I have some pretty big plans for you and the Pines Family...(*pretends like he's thinking, but purposefully says it out aloud*)- and the rest of the world too..(sarcastically)-Oops! I said that aloud! Oh well

Delson: wait isnt there that weirdness barrier around Gravity Falls?

Bill Cipher: It used to be. I found a way to cross it...*chuckles* and I will control all HUMANKIND!

Is that bow your mouth?

Bill Cipher: No, No it is not..Wait..how am I talking-

And also, aren't you just a cheese flavoured Dorito

Bill Cipher: I've been called that WAY too many times to count! And NO I AM a DEMON

So .....a giant dorito?

Bll Cipher: NO

I can do that too but better...