Euphemisms Aren't Edgy

No worries, I dropped them on your Mom's chin last night. She really liked it, too.
We worked on her gag reflex for about 20 minutes, she's a real trooper.

You really put a lot of thought into your little necrophiliac rape fantasy. Do they give those out at MAGA rallies? Or, was that little nugget the product of your own fetish?

Yes, you do appear to be better at masturbation and necrophilia than I am. Don't throw your arm out patting yourself on the back. And, like any good conservatwit, you missed the point entirely: we don't care about you or your mealy-mouthed euphemism. You. Don't. F**king. Matter.

Which explains you taking all that time to author 4 comment replies. Got it.

You're right. I need you. I crave validation from the tender-headed. You done figgered me out, Cletus. And, all by your lonesome. Another gold star for you!

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I'm beginning to feel like I matter.
And all Leftards know feelings are muy importante.