Ouch XD

The person's girlfriend: Non-existent

Maybe I am this person

Maybe I'm this person

Same

same

Ayyyy

Me too
So relatable

Me and the top users ain’t got no love life

yes

Yes

yes

yes

yes

Yes

Indeed

Yessir

Lol best me to it

Dang
Need some ice for that burn?

yes

oof golly f**king gee i said i need ice not a f**king ice knife thrown into me face

Well i can just chip some ice off and remove any sharp edges

It’s not enough!

Then
*steals antarctica*

I am doing yes

random deep voice: fite

sub-zero: knocks you out with one punch and then he kills you

*laughs in surviving space fall*

I am doing, wait for it..............................

your mom

yes

... is so fat your mom looks like a bat that had sex with a rat

*does anyway*

._.
You know, the Blood God kinda needs some blood right now. You've done bad things today, you have been chosen for the sacrifice

i guess its the infinite death treatment for you

*also laughs in being a computer virus*

Mom son how do I look
Son go ask dad
But i got a divorce 2 years ago
Well there's your answer

Karma at it's finest

Yeee

Get rekt-

you DARE to brake the chain