2 ups, 2y
This man looks like he just failed to sell a used car from his car lot, but still needs to put on a smile.
He looks like if Jesus came back, got a shave and a haircut and then enrolled in business school
2 ups, 2y
He looks like he's selling me hair products that he has never actually used
2 ups, 2y
he looks like he just sold meth to a school and never got caught because he lives in his mothers basement.
He looks like he’s try to sell you a watch at one of those tiny store places in the middle of a Walmart.
1 up, 2y
He's the type of dude to throw the lake into the fishing rod to catch hooks.
0 ups, 2y
My man looks like osama bin laden got a shave and turned ceo of amazon.
Looks like Shia LeBouef if he went on drugs
0 ups, 2y
I dropped a pencil in his hair and it took me 3 hours to find cause it's so thick.
0 ups, 2y
He looks like his brother put his wig and fake beard in the microwave too long.
0 ups, 2y
It looks like he just got stuck up a butthole, and his entire existance will be as non-existant as his dad.
0 ups, 2y
I am going to disable comments so that I can choose a winner with out another comment screwing me over
0 ups, 2y
he looks like a stockphoto image for dad jokes
0 ups, 2y
he looks like the tax collector when they find you in a corner
0 ups, 2y
His hair looks like it has so much hairspray that it looks like a black pearl.
1 up, 2y
he looks like if bin laden tried to disguise as an american entrepenuer
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