Joke on all the Unite Moves
Blastoise: Is this before or after it got nerfed? Because it barley tickles now
Crustle: I am s p e e d
Grendent: Fruit is pain
Eldegoss: ARA ARA ARA, WE GOT FAT MAN
Gardevoir: This blackhole will engulf my psyschocks
Zeraora: Thunder, feel da thunder
Slowbro: Let's play Freeze tag
Wigglytuff: Sleep while I sweep
Garchomp: Haha, eat my damage, please don't stay still as this is not going to hit you if you do
Charizard: So I took someone, flew up high, and became a Dragon Type
Cramorant: Fisherazi
Venasuar: So it's kinda like my flower spouting
Pikachu: Feel my thunder, but lighter
Machamp: Is this inaccurate? Yes. But do I get a buff on everything if I miss? Yes
Cinderace: GOAAAAAL
Greninja: So it's a shuriken, but bigger
Blissey: I finally have this, but I am alone, so it is useless
Snorlax: Watch out, this sleep can cause mini earthquakes
Mr. Mime: A smooth unite move
Sylveon: Like Eldegloss, but it sucks harder
Gengar: I have become one with the map to end you
Absol: Up down left right, I'm going to move my feet tonight and nobody can do anything
Lucario: Here is a circle from my Aura
Talonflame: COME ON **** WALLS
Mamoswine: Earthquakes, but now in slow motion
Alolan Ninetails: I'm from Blizzard, but I only get the cheap version