Lola: “i used to watch a lot of 90’s VHS’ when i was little. Maybe you were on one.” She shrugs, “oh well. May i pass now? There’s a switch over there-“
“. . .” She begins to look back- she wished susie weren’t off with Ralsei. She was sure her dragon monster lady would protect her from this weirdo if she knew.
SPAMTON; MALE; ??? PUPPET; KROMER
1997; SPAMTON WAS ONCE A NATURAL SALESMAN, ALWAYS WILLING TO CUT A DEAL. WHILE HE STILL BEARS A SHADOW OF THESE TRAITS, HIS DEALS ARE NOW OFTEN NONSENSICAL OR VIOLENT. HE CLAIMS THAT HE BECAME A SALESMAN NOT FOR THE MONEY, BUT FOR THE FREEDOM TO MAKE HIS OWN DEALS. HOWEVER, HE STILL ATTEMPTS TO SCAM KRIS FOR MONEY (WHICH HE REFERS TO AS "KROMER") AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. HIS SPEECH PATTERNS ARE SIMILAR TO TYPICAL OBFUSCATED SPAM EMAIL TEXT, WITH MANY WORDS REPLACED WITH NON SEQUITUR VARIANTS IN SQUARE BRACKETS THAT COULD IMPLY INCORRECTLY-APPLIED MAIL MERGE VARIABLES OR HYPERLINKS, OR VARIOUS VOICE GLITCHES. NOT STRIKING A DEAL; YOUR OC HEARS GLITCHED LAUGHING COMING FROM AN ALLEYWAY. WHEN THEY INVESTIGATE, SPAMTON IS THERE. NO; NO; ??? ADDISONS (FORMER COMPANIONS)
KRIS; ??? MIKE(?)
KRIS (SNOWGRAVE ROUTE); "WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [DIE]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!"; MONEY VACUUM: SPAMTON'S FACE EXPANDS AND HIS MOUTH OPENS AS HE INHALES DOLLAR SIGNS INTO HIS MOUTH AND CHANGES THE BOX'S SHAPE. THE SOUL GETS DRAGGED TO THE RIGHT AS WELL.
MINITONS: SPAMTON'S FACE EXPANDS AND RELEASES SEVERAL MINIATURE COPIES OF HIMSELF THAT RUN ALONG THE TOP AND BOTTOM PARTS OF THE BOX. WHEN ONE GETS CLOSE TO THE SOUL, IT JUMPS UP IN AN ATTEMPT TO ATTACK IT.
WORD BULLETS: SPAMTON'S FACE EXPANDS AND RELEASES STRINGS OF LETTERS THAT ENLARGE AS THEY GET CLOSER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOX. THE WORDS EITHER MOVE IN A SINE WAVE PATTERN OR UP OR DOWN. THE WORDS THAT ARE SPELT OUT INCLUDE:
"$VALUES$"
"$$DEALS$"
"$"CHEAP""
"$$49.998"
"$$REAL$$"
"$PRICES$"
"BARGAIN$"
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![spamton isn't an oc btw | SPAMTON; MALE; ??? PUPPET; KROMER
1997; SPAMTON WAS ONCE A NATURAL SALESMAN, ALWAYS WILLING TO CUT A DEAL. WHILE HE STILL BEARS A SHADOW OF THESE TRAITS, HIS DEALS ARE NOW OFTEN NONSENSICAL OR VIOLENT. HE CLAIMS THAT HE BECAME A SALESMAN NOT FOR THE MONEY, BUT FOR THE FREEDOM TO MAKE HIS OWN DEALS. HOWEVER, HE STILL ATTEMPTS TO SCAM KRIS FOR MONEY (WHICH HE REFERS TO AS "KROMER") AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. HIS SPEECH PATTERNS ARE SIMILAR TO TYPICAL OBFUSCATED SPAM EMAIL TEXT, WITH MANY WORDS REPLACED WITH NON SEQUITUR VARIANTS IN SQUARE BRACKETS THAT COULD IMPLY INCORRECTLY-APPLIED MAIL MERGE VARIABLES OR HYPERLINKS, OR VARIOUS VOICE GLITCHES. NOT STRIKING A DEAL; YOUR OC HEARS GLITCHED LAUGHING COMING FROM AN ALLEYWAY. WHEN THEY INVESTIGATE, SPAMTON IS THERE. NO; NO; ??? ADDISONS (FORMER COMPANIONS)
KRIS; ??? MIKE(?)
KRIS (SNOWGRAVE ROUTE); "WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [DIE]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!"; MONEY VACUUM: SPAMTON'S FACE EXPANDS AND HIS MOUTH OPENS AS HE INHALES DOLLAR SIGNS INTO HIS MOUTH AND CHANGES THE BOX'S SHAPE. THE SOUL GETS DRAGGED TO THE RIGHT AS WELL.
MINITONS: SPAMTON'S FACE EXPANDS AND RELEASES SEVERAL MINIATURE COPIES OF HIMSELF THAT RUN ALONG THE TOP AND BOTTOM PARTS OF THE BOX. WHEN ONE GETS CLOSE TO THE SOUL, IT JUMPS UP IN AN ATTEMPT TO ATTACK IT.
WORD BULLETS: SPAMTON'S FACE EXPANDS AND RELEASES STRINGS OF LETTERS THAT ENLARGE AS THEY GET CLOSER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOX. THE WORDS EITHER MOVE IN A SINE WAVE PATTERN OR UP OR DOWN. THE WORDS THAT ARE SPELT OUT INCLUDE:
"$VALUES$"
"$$DEALS$"
"$"CHEAP""
"$$49.998"
"$$REAL$$"
"$PRICES$"
"BARGAIN$" | image tagged in updated roleplay oc showcase | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/5sgd8m.jpg)