I'll give you some proof. The only reasons dogs actually bite people are A): They saw you as a threat to themsekves or their owner, B): They're owner is a douchebag and doesn't give a shit about their dogs, C): They're playing too rough with you, and D): it's a Chihuahua. They're the devil, those tiny dogs... Also, I've had more than my fair share of dog bites. It's been 12 years and I STILL have that one scar on my cheak from my mom's dog after I wouldn't leave Cricket (the dalmation) alone. Half of my face was missing for a few months, lol. ANYWAY, another dog bit me, but that one was my own fault. Again, 11 years after that incident, I went to go visit an old friend, and I see my other friend is playing with his brother, sister, and dog. My first instinct was "PET THE DOG" but I walked onto their propertie, and 2 seconds later, Im litterally in a ditch hiding from my neighbors dog who is very clearly looking at me as I walk out and limp up to my house. It snagged my leg but no blood was shown. Point being: Dogs need their space and if they bit you then it was very likely your own fault. Think you have it bad? read this comment again whenever you think dogs are horrible little monsters. I rest my case.
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