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New driver advice... | ADVICE FOR NEW DRIVERS; YOU DON'T NEED TO DRIVE TOWARDS THE FRONT OF THE BUSY, CROWDED GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU ARE LEAVING. TRY HEADING AWAY FROM THE STORE FOR A CHANGE. IF YOU HAVE A BONE STOCK GAS SIPPING SEDAN WITH A BONE STOCK ENGINE, IT IS SLOW. STOP FLOORING THE PEDAL AT EVERY LIGHT. THE STOCK SPEAKERS, IN YOUR STOCK STEREO, DO NOT SOUND BETTER THE LOUDER YOU PLAY IT. IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BACK INTO PARKING SPACES, TRY PRACTICING IN YOUR DRIVEWAY INSTEAD OF THE VERY BUSY PARKING LOT. RED LIGHTS AND STOP SIGNS APPLY TO YOU TOO. IF YOU LIKE TO CHANGE LANES, THEN SIGNAL AFTER, BE SURE YOU HAVE GOOD INSURANCE. | image tagged in old lady driver,kermit driving,vintage '50s woman driver,funny car crash,car crash,advice | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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    ADVICE FOR NEW DRIVERS; YOU DON'T NEED TO DRIVE TOWARDS THE FRONT OF THE BUSY, CROWDED GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU ARE LEAVING. TRY HEADING AWAY FROM THE STORE FOR A CHANGE. IF YOU HAVE A BONE STOCK GAS SIPPING SEDAN WITH A BONE STOCK ENGINE, IT IS SLOW. STOP FLOORING THE PEDAL AT EVERY LIGHT. THE STOCK SPEAKERS, IN YOUR STOCK STEREO, DO NOT SOUND BETTER THE LOUDER YOU PLAY IT. IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BACK INTO PARKING SPACES, TRY PRACTICING IN YOUR DRIVEWAY INSTEAD OF THE VERY BUSY PARKING LOT. RED LIGHTS AND STOP SIGNS APPLY TO YOU TOO. IF YOU LIKE TO CHANGE LANES, THEN SIGNAL AFTER, BE SURE YOU HAVE GOOD INSURANCE.