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I got impaled once

I’m scared to ask how/hj

I was at a construction site once, I tripped and fell on a metal rod
Last thing I noticed, It was coming out of my chest

YIKES you’re okay now right?

Yep, Luckily it didn't hit a single bone or organ!

Though, It did hurt like hell

Oh my god, that must have been a fun thing to look down and see

You have no idea!
Now I know how the people in Alien felt like xD

I didn’t think about that
Hmm
Well I guess there’s something positive from being impaled in the chest (other than our local diety not having a vital organ damaged beyond repair)

Yeah

By what?

May I ask?

A constructional metal rod

knocked the wind out of myself twice.

i fell off my longboard while bombing a hill, and then tried to stick my arms out, and I shaved off most of the skin and muscle on my right hand. I also scraped my knee, and I still have a very visible scar.

Nothing too serious, but I somehow managed to pull almost every single muscle in my right leg 6 months ago while running

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a paper crown tore off a ton of skin on my nose and i had to get a skin graft

I slipped on some orange juice and split my bone in two

Broke my arm in 2 places and during surgery I woke up, went back to sleep and heart monitor went flat for a couple mins

I poked a hole through my forehead when I was 2 and I busted my chin open when I was 9

My worst injuries are probably mental... A body can heal surprisingly well.

i fell off a swing that wasnt even a foot off the ground and broke my shoulder in 2nd grade

I was raped-

😳 oh god, I’m sorry for you

Yea- it happen when I was younger so I didnt really know

Hope it never happens again
that ****ing sucks

Yea-

im so sorry

Its fine- Im just trying to work through it

I was walking on bare feet. I saw a place I thought was just dry grass. I decided to walk through it. Afterwards I found out it was a rose bush that had been cut down.

I cut my face by accident with a protractor in 4th year of high school once, I still have a slight slit scar that's kinda visible on left side of my mouth. It's not that serious but I barely bleed a lot anyways, but then again I do also have a lightning scar on my left hand from a cat scratch, I did also once fall on my butt, bled a slight bit from my left arm. But the most serious one has to be the slight hole in the exact centre of my chest....I don't wanna talk about how that got there....let's say it's triggering to most people to know.

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I slid wrong while playing sports and hurt my back badly to the point it hurt to walk for a couple days, didn’t go to the doctor because my parents were convinced I would be fine

I once hit my head on a metal handle
I bled pretty good
Good times

my ear got ripped off my head by a dog last summer UwU

😳

yeah best thing that ever happened to me i actually got love from my mom for an entire moth.

Oh.
I don’t know if I should be happy you got love, or sad it isn’t on a regular basis.

meh my cats and a random child love me (the child is a kid that lives next door to me)

That’s cool. At least you get some happiness.

yeah kids at my high school hate me so i have no friends ^w^

🤦‍♀️ ugh high schoolers sometimes
...says a high schooler

I mean, I don’t have any real reason to complain, but I’ve heard a lot about the high schoolers that are... not fun.

yeah especially when your in south but have a grungy style

I fell on a concrete floor and broke my two front teeth and my wrist

Broken open skull
(I’m fine now tho, it was yeeeaaars ago)

Probably when I fell really hard while running. It’s the most visible scar I have anyway. Worst illness, however, that’s much worse.

these are fun stories, meanwhile my worst injury is from this last Saturday when my hand sliped on a knife and I now have a very deep cut