I was sitting down at lunch, eating my sandwich. Some people were talking about anime, and one asked me if I watched anime. I said "no, I'm not a weeb." The weeb went into a lecture about how "racist" I was for not liking anime and shit. I just tuned out his huge lecture, and when he finally realized I was ignoring him he threatened to beat me up. I'm 6'1'', and pretty imposing so I was surprised at first. I kept ignoring him, and he left me alone.
Later, I was playing some football with my friends and the weeb shows up with 2 others. I ignored them, until one of them tried to push me over. It was clear they were trying to beat me up, so I hit the guy that shoved me in the face, which sent him to the ground crying (either I'm really strong or he had an extremely low pain tolerance). The other 2 ran off like the wimps they are.
The morals of this story are:
1. Don't mess with me irl
2. Don't be like those weebs