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Incognito is a totalitarian who censors people he doesn't like.
Pollard is only online for 5 minutes a day to rubber stamp Incognito.
The Rup Congress is made up of people from outside the stream.

Ok, I'll try to talk incognityguy out of censorship like you say. I'll have to ask him about pollard, and I will also attempt to balance congress with people inside the stream

See if you can get me a seat in Congress too.
Lol.

I'll try.

Reject corRUPtion, return to Common Sense.

Dude all I'm trying to do Is reverse the bad reputation we have due to people spamming attack ads for months on end

Everything Surly said, plus the main things stitching RUP together seem to be homophobia and anti-anime. Political movements built on hate can’t endure.

I voted RUP last time because of its record in putting the stream back together after the Alt & WN wars. Wubbzy and Pr1ce are both serious mods and likable people, even for liberals like me.

I thought RUP was the Wubbzy/Pr1ce Party but this term especially revealed it as the IncognitoGuy Party.

Post-impeachment, I’m afraid there’s no way for RUP to come back in my eyes.

Ah yes, calling anyone you don't like a homophobe