m e t r o s e x u a l

I swear if this becomes a sexuality that people identify as I will slap someone-

That is an actual thing tho! xD

Ok, so, some context, this used to be a slur to make fun of effeminate (cishet) young men, especially if they had liberal viewpoints, lived in cities, and were young. Those who fit that self-description can identify as the non-problematic reclaimed version “meteroinity”