would explain how they know so much about us...

Now I've ruined science class...

no
but

same lol

What is the purpose of them pooping on us then?

to "disprove" this truth.

a bird pooped on you?

ikr

thats sus

That would explain why they’re always on those things. Dang I think you broke me

LOL yes

I do not understand the meme

it’s basically a conspiracy theory about Google

thank you for your service spreading the bird truth ✊

Lol

I want that bottom one as a pet
But the top ones would be better spies

Ikr

birb

Flip

:0)

bro u watch Steven He too

although if he said this i didn't know that

Aw man that would explain by birds don't get electrocuted

yes

About a year ago, there was a bird in my city that got electrocuted by sitting on a telephone wire. Must have been Firefox or Microsoft edge.

ez

Good!

Your breath is warm in my ear

WHAT HOW

Oh shit I hate that.