fuck them

*Gets Boner

oh dear

Aight bet
*unzips dick*

motherf**ker really said *unzips dick*

I am indeed a motherf**ker
Hand me your milf mom don’t give a shid if she’s deceased or creamated

she’s in australia dude

Just got a plane ticket

i stole your plane ticket

Set my spawn point to Australia

you’re in melbourne retard

I’ll walk

have fun

*walks*

you haven’t been to australia before, have you?

No

well it’s not like the states
you can get rekt by evil birds

Where’s all the spiders

you’re already dead

NANI

have fun being dead

Thanks it’s been a lifelong dream

kid named police:

i killed that motherf**ker

noice

he’s dead

*the image above*
"Only if they f**k me first~"

oh

What if they did that to you tho...

already have

i-

f**kin hell

Not irl right tho?

i don’t know what’s real anymore

Oh no