Femboy temp (thanks yachi)

bro-
wtf happened

I was on my longboard going down my cousins neighborhood and I wasn’t aware that at the end there was just a steep hill that went into the road where there was a bunch of cars and by the time I was going down the hill there was no where for me to turn and I couldn’t stop and of course my stupid self didn’t have a helmet and I wasn’t close enough to grass to five off so I went straight into the middle of the road where a car almost hit me because my longboard did a barrel roll and I had to jump off it so yeah

Dude- Did you have ultra instict or something-

Lol I guess

did you lose your longboard?

w h y

I was on my longboard going down my cousins neighborhood and I wasn’t aware that at the end there was just a steep hill that went into the road where there was a bunch of cars and by the time I was going down the hill there was no where for me to turn and I couldn’t stop and of course my stupid self didn’t have a helmet and I wasn’t close enough to grass to five off so I went straight into the middle of the road where a car almost hit me because my longboard did a barrel roll and I had to jump off it so yeah

Lol

but fr that was some top tier parkour

"why if you want to know how"

I was on my longboard going down my cousins neighborhood and I wasn’t aware that at the end there was just a steep hill that went into the road where there was a bunch of cars and by the time I was going down the hill there was no where for me to turn and I couldn’t stop and of course my stupid self didn’t have a helmet and I wasn’t close enough to grass to five off so I went straight into the middle of the road where a car almost hit me because my longboard did a barrel roll and I had to jump off it so yeah

one time I was climbing up a tree- and my feet were both on the same branch (some 15 feet in the air) and I lifted ONE foot up to get to another branch and *SNAP* I was falling/sliding down the tree. nothing major happened- I felt like I couldn't breath for a while- and I had a huge cut on my arm- but I put Gauze on it after walking home and layed down for a while. then once my arm was better I climbed back up the tree and made it to the top

A few hours ago I climbed up to the very top of a tree, walked on it, accidentally slipped and fell off
I'm okay, though it was a big tree.

Why

I was on my longboard going down my cousins neighborhood and I wasn’t aware that at the end there was just a steep hill that went into the road where there was a bunch of cars and by the time I was going down the hill there was no where for me to turn and I couldn’t stop and of course my stupid self didn’t have a helmet and I wasn’t close enough to grass to five off so I went straight into the middle of the road where a car almost hit me because my longboard did a barrel roll and I had to jump off it so yeah

Oh wow, I remember when I almost drowned once, and almost got shot by a pistol by a stupid idiot who didn't know how to use a gun

Damn

Yeah, I cannot look at water the same way again

oof that’s terrible

good that u survived tho

Everyone: "why?"
LF: *silence*

oH gOd gUyS I tHiNk ThEy DiEd-

Nah I just left my phone

oof-

why

I was on my longboard going down my cousins neighborhood and I wasn’t aware that at the end there was just a steep hill that went into the road where there was a bunch of cars and by the time I was going down the hill there was no where for me to turn and I couldn’t stop and of course my stupid self didn’t have a helmet and I wasn’t close enough to grass to five off so I went straight into the middle of the road where a car almost hit me because my longboard did a barrel roll and I had to jump off it so yeah

shit

shit

died laughing or died irl?

Irl

o no