Ea sports

He's Hot... just like his fire~

Ikr

Hes mine tho so yeeeee

Its okay- Im straight I don't want him... I just wanna make you SIMP

Oh.

I wanna sit on his lap~

And let him whisper in my ear~

Mustang: *is sitting in a chair across the room*

Me: *Sits on his lap*

Mustang: *Cups your face with one of his velvety soft and warm gloved hands and leans close to the side of it*

*Turned on*

What are you doing sexy Colonel?~

*sets you on fire* don’t force me to become a flame thrower

I did~

why

Flames feel good~

I'm a sacrifice to the sexy Colonel~

*burns you alive*

You burnt me alive~

WELL SHERLOCK

Yey~

Did you just use the ~ on me?

Being burnt alive makes me think of Daddy Colonel~

*whispers in your ear something so soft and so delicate* Im not real~

*bonk*

lol

I told you only flames work

*bonk*
No h0rny allowed

I don't care~

I want to be burnt alive by you~

Mustang: *boops your nose then brushes the hair behind your ear* sadly that can't happen now can it?

*bonk* your better than this

No no only one

okay asshole buddy chum chum pal cringe chum cringe buddy ketchup drinking pal pal

I LOVE KETCHUP

I don't simp for him I just said that :-:

oh okay

Because if you do...

*aggressive I_Told_You.txt*

Lol

*Squirms* Oh yes~

Mustang: *leans in a little and stops short of kissing your neck letting his warm breath waver on your skin*
((wanna continue in memechat?))

*Whimpers*

If you want

🤫📸

Did you get the photo?

Yes

Good!!

PHOTO THE REST

😏📸

No sadly not~

Mustang: *presses his forehead against your forehead* not IRL anyway~

*Blushes* Oh~

Mustang: *giggles* *presses a finger against your lips* shh...

Daddy Colonel~

Mustang: Yes Bubonic~?

Can you cut me all over and then kiss the cuts slowly?~

Mustang: You sure you want that? and if you did where should I start~?

Oh yes~ anywhere you desire~

Mustang: *takes off one of his gloves and runs his nail along your neck* right here~?