The ability to fit anything up my ass

when you do it you have extreme diarrhea an hour later

Oh no-... Well at least now I can keep my garage up my ass

This sounds more like a curse

Bout to commit vore from your other hole

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

the ability to literally uno reverse anything, guy pulled a gun on you? uno reverse it now you have the gun

Can only use it once per hour

i can live with that

So...basically you have the power, and the only downside is that it isn't infinitely exploitable, still seems like a win to me!

Teleport

Only works if you're eating

Me who like eating:

Ohok

When you teleport somewhere, you get as exhausted as if you ran there on foot, without losing the calorie's!

Controllable rage?

Why are you asking me?
I don't know

H-
Ok
So
What if I picked
I was able to stop time

It only works once a day

That’s not bad lmao

you can't start time again once it is stopped

the ability to telepathically shut off a players power supply on command (for gaming)

every time you do the same for yourself for 12 hours

This just means I have to use it wisely, I think it would be worth it if I do!

ok

good side effect tho

lol

I want to be invisible

Your clothes aren't invisible

Ok, I was hoping for prostate cancer but this is okay

Are aid's good enough? because now you can get them without being caught!

ooooh

take them off lol

Exactly

to be immortal

but you have to watch everyone you love become old, and eventually die. it isnt a side effect but immortality is a curse to me.

ikr

i kinda dont care abt that tbh

You have to be short

i already am

Oh good
It won't affect you

;- ;

What?

e

So cinna is Jesus now

ye

that power has it's own side effects

ikr
*f**king stabs my arm* didn't die, feeling good

your power doesn't prevent you from feeling the pain of it, ya' know

aint that a motha f**ka