Satan tries to tempt Jesus into solving a problem of his own making

Actually I'd say that because there are more conservative Christians than democrats he'd likely join them

You actually believe He would join a group that does the opposite on all of his teachings? Interesting

My friend, if anything democrats do a lot of things against him... in genesis it says God created man and woman... in the commandments it says "thou shalt not kill"...

Oh really? Then why did republican states make it legal to run over peaceful protestors? And don’t call me friend, I f**king hate your type. Why? Hypocrisy. Try not wallowing in it.

I'm calling you friend because everyone is my friend until they hate me... also, I'm an independent, of course things like the riot at the capitol and running over peaceful protesters is wrong (unless they aren't actually peaceful)