Ok, WHO WOULD DO THIS!!??

UNROLL THE TADPOLE UNCLOG THE FROG UNLOAD THE TOAD UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT UNSTICK THE LICK UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN UNMUTE THE NEWT UNBENCH THE KENCH PERMIT THE KERMIT DEFOG THE POLLIWOG

Wut

LOL

no i do

LOL

BUT THE SHELL IS ON TOP OF THE BURGER THE TURTLE IS AT THE BOTTOM THE TURTLE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Name checks out.

I work at the airport and a lady was caught in security sneaking her hamster. She came back the next day and got caught with it sewn in to her sweater.

Have people done dumber with their own anatomy? I've heard about drug mules swallowing condom filled with drugs to get pass airport security.

Not a main airport in a big city so I haven't seen that problem.

Wow-

looks like a tasty booegir

Because I got fresh from the cow

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Pretty Much The Guys Mind

KFC has burgers?

yes. seriously tho

Dang, are they good?

it tasted like pee when i first tried it but it might just be that one time and it doesnt taste like pee ans it sas justr mer

You monster!

yum
10/10 would order