MY NAME IS BENEDICT ARNOLD. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY NOT KNOW WHO I AM, OR WHAT I DID. THEN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IN EVERY U.S. HISTORY BOOK, I'M RENOWNED FOR BEING THE BIGGEST TRAITOR THIS NATION HAS EVER SEEN. HEY, ARNOLD!
HOLD MY APEROL SPRITZ.
