Since everyone’s bringing back old rp’s

Noice

Y E E

YAAAAAY

who u usin

Well since my oc is a bebe at this point in the timeline, i’m prolly just gonna be some characters on the mod

aighty aight

Can you be Selever tho? I can be everyone else

ye sure

Ty! So start then? :>

ye
but i only can fur so long bc school's in a couple mins

Kk)

Sarvente is sitting in the main room of the church, going over paperwork

Selever: *flipping off a wall*

Baby: “weeeeeeeeh!”

Sel: ...

Sarvente: -_-

Sel: i was not prepared to deal with this... thing.

Sarvente: -uses her demon magic to play a music box to calm the baby-

-Selever feels a connection to the wriggling thing in his arms, as if he wants to protect it-

Sel: ....

-the baby stops crying-

Sel: *stares at the baby* ......

Baby: *stares at selever* . . .

Selever: .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . .. .

Sarvente: -nods-

Selever:

(Lmao)
Sarvente: “well- do you currently need help with anythign?”

suddenly, the doorbell rings

Sarvente: “hm?” She gets up to get it

Selever: *confusion*

Sarvente: “O-oh my goodness-!! SELEVER! COULD YOU PLEASE COME DOWNSTAIRS?”

Selever: *rolls down the stairs in a ball* W A T

Sarvente: “er- there’s something here for you.”

Selever: k *yeets on over to the door*

(Kawaii, please try not to meme this)

Sarvente picks up a basket with a purple blanket over it

(sorry)
Selever: *grabs it* whats this

(It’s ok, ty)

Sarvente: “well- this note came with it. And be VERY careful with that basket.” She hands him a folded paper

Selever: *reads the paper*

Baby: -small adorable noise-

Selever: Cute... Guess I'll just have to find out how to deal with this.. kid.
Kawaii: *crashes into the church* I CAN HELP, I'M ALREADY DEALING WITH EXACTLY 4 SMOL CHILD
Selever: w h a t -

(. . . It’s these kinds of things that ruin rp’s- everything’s going great and then ‘HELLO MY NAME IS MARY SUE AND I’M HERE TO MAGIC ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY AND OR BE AN ASSFACE’)

(you dont understand what im doin, sit back n r el x)
Sel: sorry no i dont need your help
Kawaii: k *reverses time back to befur she crashed in and doesn't crash in*
Sel: ...

Rasazy: -gets home-

Sel: S H I T -
Rasazy: *looks at sel* wat (you continue what razzy says next ig)

Rasazy: “brother, what is that.”

Sel: n-nothing! *runs upstairs, still carefully securing the baby*

The baby, out of fear, begins crying

Sel: shhhhhh *calms the baby down a little*

(Sure, i did some doodles of her imgflip.com/i/5mukfr

Rasazy: “really?”

Sel(exactly the picture): Y E S

“. . . May i see?”

Sel: KID IS IN THE SOFT STUFF, I NEED TO GO

“Ok.” She carefully picks up the baby

Selever: *runs out of the room and begins heavily breathing*

Sarvente: “what’s wrong?”

Selever: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF A CHILD I AM NOWHERE NEAR PREPARED

Sarvente: “i could help you- you only have to ask.”

Selever: oh ok

-she eventually stops-

Selever: *proceeds to hide the baby from Rasazy in a bunch of soft stuffs*

Rasazy: “i am confused.”

Sel: W-WHAT ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT? 😓😫

“Why was there crying? Are you hiding a baby?”

Sel: nope, that was someone else def not me heh heh

“. . . Your constant- noisy -sexual intercourse with women has led to another being, hasn’t it?”

Sel: NOPE NOPE NOT AT ALL

(Lmfao)

“Tell the truth, brother.”

(yes)
Selever: O K F I N E T H E R E I S A B A B Y H E R E
(btw can i see what the baby looks like)

Note: ‘dear selever,
You’re good at sex, but i didn’t want this :P
-*the name is smudged*

Selever: ...what.
Selever: A . B A B Y .

-there’s crying from the basket-

Selever: ...

Sarvente: “it’s your responsibility now.”

Selever: fine

Sarvente gently lifts the blanket and Hands the (rather adorable) baby to selever

Selever: what do i do with this thing now

Sarvente: “when you were younger you helped me with Rasazy, right? Try your best.”

Sel: k