darth: f**kf**kf**kf**kf**k! *slams door*

Sarvente: “. . . What.”

darth: its a f**king full moon! *looks down at his tail, its perking up*

*backround info, no he ain't a furry, he's a saiyan,*

Chris: Get out then!

Catholic Mario: do you like jesus

Sarvente: “. . .um- yes?”

Catholic Mario: nice

there’s a certain ‘noise’ from upstairs

Sarvente: “. . . But Selever doesn’t seem to-“

Catholic Mario: Bogos binted?

Sarvente: “oh god-“

Selever: -clearly having s*x with someone-

Catholic Mario: someones having fun

Sarvente:”ignore him- I’m praying it’ll stop eventually. . .”

Catholic Mario: *raps the entire 1st testament*

*wtf-)

(WarioWare be like)

(Lol)

The second it ends, it sounds like selever- er- ‘finishes’
(I regret not marking this NSFW- please dont flag me.)

(I just looked at my phone and saw Wario's nose walking on its mustache like a spider-)

(. . . Show me.)

Cookie: wow what a beautiful church!

Selever: -sigh of relief-

Rasazy: at least we won't have to worry abou-

Ruv: ill teach her how to use a gun. *takes a pistol*

Selever: “woah woah woah- not quite yet-“

Ruv: i was taught how to use a gun when i was 5 months old Selever. its not too late to start now...

Selever: “she’s only two weeks.” -_-;;

Ruv: exactly. Like i said: it's not too late to start now.

Sarvente: “please darling, not EVERYONE has to use a gun that young-“

(Her name means Angrily in Russian- i feel like Ruv would know that. Given he hasn’t been told her name- when he does hear it-)

Selever: -sigh- “c’mon Serditty, let’s get you back to bed. . .” He turns to start walking back

Ruv: Serditty, huh. nice name. i like it. meaning angrilly in russian. you have good names for your child Selever.

Selever: -finally gets her to sleep, and puts her in her crib-

Rasazy: guess ill ignore that someone is fighting a demon outside our front door.

Ruv: *waits till Selever leaves the room so he can get in and teach Serditty how to use a gun*

Sarvente: -keeping an eye on ruv-

Kisela: -watching the right from a distance-

Ruv: *pretends to to nothing*

(meanwhile)

Cookie: NO IM NOT GOING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU!

???: fair enough, ill have to scare you.

Selever: “heh- thanks. I called her it cause she’s so fussy-“

Serditty: -cry-

Selever: -groan- “speaking of. . .”

Rasazy: uhm....... *she would be looking out the window seeing Cookie fight someone but nobody pays attention to Rasazy*

Sarvente: “thank you!”

Mabel: “er- he isn’t dead, is he?”

Cookie: also i found a missing kid is she yours?

Rasazy: hi mom...

Sarvente: “RASAZY! Sweet jesus MY BABY! Where WERE YOU!?”

rasazy: dad lost me in the shopping store -_-

Sarvente: -face palm-
(Wanna see a pic or Serditty when she’s around 17?)

(i already saw)

Rasazy: yea.......

(Right- sorry)

Sarvente: “well I’m mad at your father, but I’m glad you’re safe now. . .’

Rasazy: and i met this weird lemon demon guy asking me if i wanted candy.

Cookie: i beated up the lemon demon.

(Holy sh*t-)

Sarvente: “well, your brother was involved in some- er- ‘things’, a while ago. And- long story short- well, I’ll let him explain.”

Rasazy: ...

Selever: “Serditty.”

Rasazy: nice name.....has dad seen her?

(Can you be ruv-)

(ok)

Ruv: im home. also i lost Rasazy in the shopping store

Sarvente: “thanks- and Selever is er- taking care of something.” She mumbles under her breath- “more like some ONE. . .”

Rasazy: ok

She knocks on the door- the crying starts up again-
Selever: “jesus f*cking Christ mom, i JUST got her to sleep-“
Sarvente: “sorry-“

Rasazy: *comes* who's that *she points to the baby*

Sarvente: “which is why-“ -ahem- “we ask you to please not shake the floor so he can get some- er- rest.” -terrible liar-

Ruv: I can smell a lie here. Something is going on

*there would be crying*

Sarvente: “. . . I don’t know how to cover this up anymore. . . BUT RASAZY IS BETTER AT EXPLAINING THINGS THAN ME SO SHE CAN DO IT.”

Rasazy: you have a granddaughter.....

Ruv: ...........where is she?

*everyone were surprised for a moment*

Selever: -trying to get her to sleep- “o-one sec ras-“

rasazy: maybe i try?

Selever: “god d*mnit-“ he rushes to hush the baby

Ruv: *gets suspicious*

-from the back there’s what sounds like a baby’s cry-

Selever: “no no no, please shush-“

rasazy: why do i hear crying?

Selever: “well- ok.” He hands the crying baby to Rasazy- she looks just like selever

Rasazy: *rocks the baby and the baby falls asleep*

Sarvente: -gestures to Rasazy- “yes. I noticed.” -_-;;

Ruv: oh......

Rasazy: a demon lemon almost killed me.

Selever: -comes out precariously holding a little sleeping infant with tiny horns and blue footie-jams-

Ruv: *says this in a calm manner* she's beautiful. we keep her.

Rasazy: that was easy ._.

Selever: “GAH- ok, everyone exit the room QUIETLY.” He whisper yells, and rushes sarv and Rasazy out of the room

Rasazy: ._.

Selever: “. . . Huh. Thanks.” He takes her and carefully puts her back in her crib

Rasazy: no problem. where's her mom?

Sarvente: “. . . Rasazy, we need to talk about something regarding your brother. You- thank you for saving her, but i think it’s best if you leave.’

Cookie: ok ._. *mind: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THE ISOSCELES MONSTER*

Sarvente: “oh! Thank you.” She laughs

Cookie: yea...ik what it's like to have demons that annoy you CONSTANTLY

Selever: “up and left-“ he looks sadly at the baby, who has cute lil blue footie-jams on

Rasazy: i feel sorry

Sarvente: -facepalm-

Selever: -looks VERY tired-

Ruv: why is Selever tired? He did nothing all day.

Sarvente: “we’re a little afraid of showing her to him. . .”

Rasazy: *hears ruv coming home* dad's home

(Wait- BILL CIPHER!?)

Sarvente leads Rasazy down the hall and to Selever’s room

(yes)

Rasazy: mom....whats going on?

Sarvente: -looks at selever, concerned-

Selever: “. . . That’s what ya get for playing video games all night.” He says, lying through his teeth

Ruv: hmph....

Selever: “it’s alright.” He looks tired as he kisses the baby on the forehead before turning the lights off

Rasazy: what's her name?

Sarvente: -chuckles awkwardly in demon- “uuuuh- c’mon Rasazy, lets go uh- DRAW SOMETHING! Yeah.”

Rasazy: also where is big brother?

Cookie: look Sarv i already know you're a demon. i won't tell anyone tho.

(Ooooh- we bringin bill into this?)

(i cannot stop so yea QvQ)

???: *would transform into a hairy caterpillar and jumps on Cookie's sweater*

Cookie: *screams so loud that the church's glass windows break*

(WOOOOH MAH BOY)
Serditty: -wakes up- -cry-

Selever: “SERIOUSLY!?!?”

*everyone hear's cookie's screams*

mabel: -trying to get him to stop-

Cookie: Mabel!? how are you here??? oh right....Bill *goes back to screaming and trying to get the caterpillar off of her sweater*

Mabel: “please- stop- you don’t have to do this, i-i thought-“ -trying not to cry-

Cookie: *finally gets bill off her sweater and crushes him*

Mabel: “. . .”

Cookie: sorry im just scared of bugs that fall out of nowhere and land on my sweater. anyway. he's fine. he keeps BUGGING THE HECK OUT OF ME!