darth: f**kf**kf**kf**kf**k! *slams door*

Sarvente: “. . . What.”

darth: its a f**king full moon! *looks down at his tail, its perking up*

*backround info, no he ain't a furry, he's a saiyan,*

Chris: Get out then!

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Leo: oh were fighting eh
*Leo unsheaves his energy katana*

Sarvente: “w-woah! Th-there’s no need to fight, this is a sacred place-“

Leo: Okay then
*he sheaves his energy katana*
Leo: give me a tour of this place

Sarvente: “of course!” -while they’re walking- “are you interested in joining the church?”

Leo: CHURCH, no I'm not joining a church but are you interested in joining the hunters

Sarvente: “um- what’s that?’

Leo: The hunters is a gang that has always been fighting for greatness and equally between all
*Leo lists off the pros without talking about the Cons*
Leo: The hunters can make a new government, I have brought justice, freedom and security to the hunters
???: Justice, Freedom and security huh

Sarvente: “er- thanks but i have a church to ru- hm?”

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Nata: Don't listen to him, the hunters abuse those who oppose them
Leo: Don't listen to her, she's one of the people who oppose us
Nata: He abused me, the hunters will kidnap random women, forcefully make them their maids and abuse them if they can't clean a room in under 5 minutes
Leo: That's not true, Severe take care of this liar

Sarvente: “i said no anyway-“

*A four armed cyborg grabs both of Nata's arms and start punching her in the stomach*
Leo: Severe don't kill her

Sarvente: “. . . I will not allow you to bring such unholy behavior into this sacred place.” She clutches her mic and glares at him- “no.”

*Severe Knocks Nata out and drops her on the floor*
Leo: SEVERE, TAKE THE MOSS GIRL TO BASE ALRIGHT
Severe: yes *cough* master

Sarvente: “. . . Would you like to sin a song with me?”

Leo: I am not a singer
*Leo sweeps her off feet, holds her like a princess and follows Severe*

“. . . HEY! What the fu- RUV!”

Ruv: “. . .” -shoots Leo casually in the head-

*The mask deflected the bullet*
Leo: Excuse me what has that
*Leo dropped her on the hard ground*
Leo: Do you understand that I was peacefully bringing you to base huh
*Leo unsheaves his energy katana*

Ruv: “. . . You tried to kidnap my wife.”

Leo: Huh who's that
*Leo knocks Sarvente out and looks at Ruv*

He gestures to Sarvente

*Leo pulls a gadget from his device, sticks it onto Sarvente and the gadget teleports her to base*
Leo: Hahahahaha

He shoots him again

*Leo dodges at the last second*
Leo: Don't be so sure that works
*Leo gets on a radio
Leo: Severe use the gadget on yourself and moss girl
Severe: yes sir
*Leo sticks the gadget on himself*
Leo: SAYONARA

He manages to hit him in the eye with a bullet

Leo: OW
*The gadget teleports him to base*

(Carlos starts eating concrete somewhere near the church)

Selever: -watching- “what the f*ck. . .”

(Carlos} *still eating concrete*

Rasazy: -silence-
Selever: “. . . Now I’m tempted to try it.”
Rasazy: “please don’t.”

(Carlos does not notice Rasazy or Selever)

Selever: -goes to go outside-
Rasazy: “oh dear-“

(Carlos keeps eating concrete, sounding almost like a jackhammer as he chomps through the concrete like its butter)

Selever: “. . . Can i have some?”
(Who tf just eats butter-)

(Carlos} Here
(Carlos passes Selever some concrete)

He breaks his tooth immediately.
Rasazy: -face palm-

(Carlos} You good?

Selever: -bleeding- “ow-“
Rasazy: “i told you. . .”

(Carlos} Its easier for people like me to eat concrete
Since I have twice the amount of bite force as the Dunkleosteus

Selever: “i dont know what that is, but ow.”

(Carlos starts to blankly stare at Selever.)

He’s trying to soak up the blood with his shirt

FNF!Bon: So..I see you're your usual self.
Glitch!Bon: yea, and you too, being the upbeat and annoying one.
FNF!Bon: *mumbles something* ..hmph..

Sarvente: “hello!”

Both: hi

Sarvente: “are you interested in joining the church?”

Glitch!Bon: not really..
FNF!Bon: hm..not sure

Sarvente: “. . . Then why are you here?”

Glitch!Bon: It was raining outside, and we needed a place to shelter in, duh.

Sarvente: “ah- of course. Stay as long as you like- but if you change your mind, I’m here.”

Glitch!Bon: k
FNF!Bon: okie!

Sarvente: “and my son has been doing some-“ -ahem- “”things” latley, so please, take these.” She gives them some noise-cancelling headphones

Both: uh..ok

Sarvente: “I’ll be here if you need anything!” She sits down on a bench near the front and starts working on some papers

Glitch!Bon: *nods, and just stands where he is*
FNF!Bon: (mind: b o r e d ...) *looks around for a minute, then does some singing quietly*

Suddenly, there’s a noise from upstairs

Both: O_O!

Sarvente goes a bit pale

Selever: -clearly having s*x with someone-

Glitch!Bon: Welp- *puts the headphones on*
FNF!Bon: O.O... *does the same*

Sarvente: -trying to ignore it-

Both: *trying to do the same*

Selever: -pretty damn loud-

FNF!Bon: *trying to sing/beep bop over it*
Glitch!Bon: (mind: I may not be able to hear her well, but she sounds quite beautiful..)

rasazy: -rocking herself and clutching her knees in a corner- -traumatized-

Glitch!Bon: I feel ya, kid.
FNF!Bon: *continues, like "that" wasn't happening*

-like an hour later-
Selever comes down, leading some girl
Selever: -kisses her on the cheek as she walks out- “cya next time, Sugar~”

Glitch!Bon: (mind: ugh..)
FNF!Bon: *stops in embarrassment*..
Glitch!Bon: Why'd you stop? You sounded pretty
FNF!Bon: I just..feel a lil insecure is all

Sarvente: -pissed off at him-

Glitch!Bon: *also seems a bit pissed, but doesn't say anything*

Sarvente: “really!? WHEN YOUR SISTER IS HOME!?!?”
Selever: “i can’t disappoint my clients.”
Sarvente: “one of these days you’re going to get an STD, or worse yet get someone pregnant-“
Selever: “jesus Christ mom, dont be so dramatic.”
Sarvente: “DO NOT USE OUR SAVIOR’S NAME IN VAIN!”

Glitch!Bon: *getting annoyed* I would listen to her..if I were you..
FNF!Bon: *kinda scared*..

Selever: “well, you’re not me.”
Sarvente: “UGH! Go back to your f*cking filthy room. We will discuss this later, but you are in BIG trouble mister.’

FNF!Bon: (mind: oooooo!) . . .
Glitch!Bon: A lil punky I see, fine. Be the way you are.

-a while later, the rain stops-

Glitch!Bon: C'mon, we can go now
FNF!Bon: *stops singing* oh, okie.
Glitch!Bon: Also, thanks for letting us stay for a bit

Sarvente: “yes- sorry for the inconvenience.”

Glitch!Bon: It's fine, really.
FNF!Bon: :>

Sarvente: “well, have a nice day!”

Both: *wave, and exit*