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Run as a communist and your goal will be fulfilled one day.

Fascism>Communism

well they're both bad but communism involves taking all the country's money so it's all u could ask for

Fascism means I'm a dictator. I do whatever I want.

ik, they're both dictatorships essentially, I'm just saying communism is an easier path bc u'll have media support in your endeavor to do what hitler couldn't XD

I could go communist, then switch to fascism.

There we go, thinking like a politician! Rule 1: Never let anyone know what you actually stand for until it's too late for all them suckers and dupes who elected you

Stalin approves of this

lots of dictators do lol

Yes.

Yes.
I also imagine the people who fought in ww2 are like: and we fought for this shit?

Ikr

Lol yuh

I already know that. You deceive them into thinking you support their cause, then do a whole switch once elected and start gaining power while reducing power of others. Once you have enough free will, make huge changes, and then boom, communism. Then build even more from there, then switch to a fascist government. Then, the fun begins.

Those governments aren't much different lol

I know, but I'd rather be a fascist country, because of the past of communist countries

Well Hitler murdered ppl

Yeah have fun when Twitter.com finds this post and shows everyone at your impeachment

Ehh, just change "fascist" to "communist" and Twitter will be happy lmao

Yes

XD

Hru btw

that'll be fine

Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you motherf**kers, but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label go***mn golf, which is the boringest f**king sport in the world, a go***mn sport, if you can label that shit as a sport, and if you can label go***mn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the f**k athletically are you really doing in golf, my n**ga? All you doing is hitting a go***mn golf club, “Oh my God man, that’s a long ass birdie man, nice birdie, nice putt, man it went 250 yards.” Get the f**k outta here, nobody care about that boring ass shit. Who the f**k really watches golf, my n**ga? Nobody gives a f**k, it makes n**gas fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand, what the f**k are you really doing athletically, my n**ga, in fishing? All you’re doing is that you’re sitting your bitch ass up in a boat, usually it’s old ass snagger-teeth motherf**kers that ain’t got no go***mn teeth up in they f**king grill, or up in they mouth. They’re just sitting up the go***mn boat, you know what I’m saying. Throwing a go***mn rod. It can be any kind of go***mn bait up on the end of the rod. It can be a worm, it can be a caterpillar, it can be a centipede, it can be a dead ass butterfly, it can be a f**king beak of a damn bird, it can be a f**king, it can be anything, you know what I’m saying? “Oh my God! We caught a big ass salmon, reel that fat bitch in, yeah.” Motherf**ker, what are you doing athletically? How the f**k is that working up a sweat, my n**ga? What, you’re working out your arms, because you have to reel that motherf**ker in? N**ga, that’s not a sport, dawg. Well, f**k it. You know what, it is a sport. F**k it. You guys want to consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a f**king sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherf**king dick to porn is a sport. There’s two damn things that you have to do. A. You build up a sweat. Well actually, you don’t have to do shit. There’s basically two things that goes down, that’s what I meant to say. A. You’re building up a sweat. I don’t give a f**k n**ga, if you are building up a sweat, go***mn it, that’s shit is considered a sport. You’re building up a sweat. Number 2, and the most important part of that shit, is that your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is getting a workout, n**ga, you are building up your arm strength, and you are building up your hand strength, okay. I don’t

yes it is a
sport
if cheerleading can be a sport

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