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Ælfwinestein's Theory: a theory that states that the whole point of Wokeism is to be self-contradictory. This theory was developed through the observation of Woke people, who: - support both homosexuality (which requires there be two distinct genders) AND modern gender theory (which says that gender is a melding, sliding scale) - want to help the poor, but detest the charitable organizations run by religious entities - demand diversity in everything, while also supporting Communism (which requires that everyone be exactly the same in everything) - simultaneously accept every single religion (except for Judaism and some Christian denominations) while also despising each and every one of them as backwards and hindering human progress - believe in Darwinism (which dictates that only the fittest survive) while also detesting Colonialism (which works off of the aforementioned Darwinian principle) - claim to be, "the resistance," while simultaneously maintaining near-complete control of the media - say that minorities are strong, independent people (which is true), but also maintaining a deep-seated white savior complex - claim to support women empowerment, but simultaneously praise s**ts and w**res for selling their bodies, as well as wanting biological males to be allowed to compete in women's sport leagues, thus destroying opportunities for female athletes. Welcome class. Today I have been invited to speak on my recently developed, "Grand Unified Theory of Wokeism." Please observe what I have written on the chalkboard: