My friend sent me this at exactly 4:20AM this morning

The alternation of blowj*bs is constant, to the point in two weeks you'll see me in a basic page and I'll assure you that you'll despise me or worse that my knuckle's will deform. $5 Pesos

Dafuq

That's what it says

Honestly it's impressive you know Spanish, I should learn Spanish soon

Oh thanks

I'm a native Spanish speaker, you?

Yes

Huh, nice.

You Mexican

I'm half Hispanic but too lazy to learn spanish

Same thing about the Spanish part with me too

Well I know enough Spanish to tell that cinco is misspelled as sinko

ha

Not a cell

Oh okay

Yes

Ayyy me too but I don't really speak Spanish (fun fact I am the only person in my family that dose not know that much Spanish)

*Knuckles

lmao wut

My friend sent it to me, idk

Eggs or Balls?

eggs

ok