How can they harvest organs from a "clump of cells"?

This may be the closest to getting something right for you. As it turns out, Christians, and also Conservatives, give substantially more to charity than liberals, and do so by a wide margin. This is because liberals live by the maxim, "Style over substance" on every important subject imagineable.

As usual, reality trumps your skewed version of reality.

Good, will you star as me in my biopic?

If it weren't for the attention you seek online, you would probably receive no attention at all- a biopic is not likely in the works, is it?