I agree not worth a 50 cent bullet I like going green/ the Chinese would put you in a box with a small hole in top put a price of bamboo in hole then bury you alive the small air hole made you suffer for about. 3-5 days / buried in sand up to neck at low tide is a nice touch/
American Indians would strip you down rub you with yucca plant the tie you over fire ant nest. Because your eyes have water in them it was the first place they would attack