Trump leaning forward because he wears shoe lifts

he stands like he has a 6 foot pole up his ass

I think it's because he's trying to hide how fat he is. Like, if he wears a big coat and a long tie then leeeeeaaaaaan forward, no one is gonna notice the belly.

I thought it was because he is trying to hide his backwards goat knees.

Hahahaha! Did you have to dig deep to find that one?