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The preacher had all the faith in the world (old joke, but one of my favorites)

The preacher had all the faith in the world (old joke, but one of my favorites) | THIS JUST IN; A PASTOR IN KENTUCKY DIED OF COVID AFTER TELLING HIS CHURCH NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT AS GOD IS IN CONTROL; I SENT THREE VACCINES. HOW MUCH MORE CONTROL DID YOU NEED? | image tagged in chevy chase snl weekend update,god | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
452 views 24 upvotes Made by Kiljoy 3 years ago in politicsTOO
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5 ups, 3y,
1 reply
God could send as many vaccines as He chooses but the right and the evangelicals would either A: claim that Biden is secretly attempting to take control of our minds. B: Only Trump can save us or the biggie: Covid doesn't exist.
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3 ups, 3y
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don't forget horse medicine!
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3 ups, 3y,
1 reply
2 ups, 3y
Paraphrasing George Carlin: "Religion has you convinced that there's an invisible man in the sky and he has a set of ten rules that you must follow or he'll send you to a place full of fire and brimstone where you'll be tortured for eternity...... but he loves you!"
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2 ups, 3y
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He could send a fourth. I've been following that Novavax shot with some interest for a while now.
2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
Why, the other three weren't good enough for you.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Another option and scientific breakthrough is always nice too, y'know... no need to stop progress.
0 ups, 3y
True, true. :-)
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Pfizer and Moderna are fine. J&J's is a hard no.
3 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Why not J&J, just curious?
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Unlike the other two it was made using direct research from aborted cell lines. I refuse to take such an abhorrent shot when other alternatives exist.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I disagree with your position there, but it’s yours and I can’t change it, just stay safe, ok?
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0 ups, 3y
Haha, thanks. So far I've been just fine. Current plan is to get the Pfizer shot here in another six months or so, just so I can get a bit more long-term safety data.
1 up, 3y
What church was it?
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    THIS JUST IN; A PASTOR IN KENTUCKY DIED OF COVID AFTER TELLING HIS CHURCH NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT AS GOD IS IN CONTROL; I SENT THREE VACCINES. HOW MUCH MORE CONTROL DID YOU NEED?