100% factual story from me, sorry was short on time

250 views • 9 upvotes • Made by JoesWokewithHuntersCoke 4 years ago in politics

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Giantsquonk
2 ups, 4y
I tested positive twice and didn't feel a thing
ParadiseLost
0 ups, 4y
merryprankster
2 ups, 4y, 2 replies
And that is the rub...

we can not trust our government anymore to tell us the TRUTH.
Modda
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Did you read the whole wall of whatev?

Somwhere between his future ex mother in law and the neighbor's cousin's gardener's daughter who works at Wendy's?



"COULD IT BE THAT THESE VACCINES HAVE CREATED A NEW STRAIN OF INFLUENZA."



The OP has the flu. Just like the rest of them.
merryprankster
0 ups, 4y, 2 replies
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Modda
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
No linkbait.
merryprankster
1 up, 4y
click / don't click
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
merryprankster
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
What I post is not subject to your prior approval.

May your diety of choice smile benevolently upon you throughout your day;)
ParadiseLost
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
No but of helps to bring credibility to your arguement, if you stay on topic...just a thought.  Later.
ParadiseLost
0 ups, 4y
*it
[deleted]
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
So let's all believe a guy on the internet who pinky swearsies he's reporting his test results accurately?
merryprankster
3 ups, 4y, 1 reply
I trust him more than I trust this government.



Those are the consequences of a government that continuously lies to its citizens and puts the welfare of non-citizens above the welfare of its citizens.
[deleted]
1 up, 4y, 2 replies
You trust a literal stranger, who might even be attached to a government themselves for all you know, on the Internet, known to be a source of epic bullshit, more than you trust medical diagnostic testing.



That really does say it all right there. It is THAT easy to get you to believe anything.
merryprankster
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 per cent of the US Government is a "literal" stranger to me and to you.



You have been known to be an "epic source of bullshit".



What "medical diagnostic testing " are you referring to?

If it comes from Fascist Fauci or the CDC or the WHO... I DON'T TRUST THEM ANYMORE.

They haven't given me or anyone else any reason to trust them.



Your problem is that YOU didn't get ME to believe anyting that YOU say. So, your last sentence is wrong. But, keep trying, little one...keep trying.
[deleted]
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
So therefore this rando on the OP must be telling the truth?



Like, why is it even an either/or thing in your mind? Why is the possibility that BOTH the government AND the OP is lying a closed-off option? Hell, let's throw me into it if you want - couldn't all three of us, the government AND me AND the OP, possibly all be lying? By what logic does a person get a pass just because the world must eventually run out of liars at some point? Never will I understand how that works in your head.
merryprankster
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
can't you read plain English?

Where, in all of those words that I wrote did I write that the OP "must be telling the truth"?



All I have said is I trust HIM more than I trust our government and I trust HIM way, way, way more than I trust YOU.



With people like you, the world will never run out of liars.
Modda
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
"With people like you, the world will never run out of liars."



No doubt you know this for sure.
merryprankster
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
No doubt.

;)
Modda
2 ups, 4y
As long as you're still around, you're proof.
[deleted]
1 up, 4y, 2 replies
I'd trust a blind man with cerebral palsy to give me a vascectomy before I trusted the government with covid information
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
You shouldn't.
ParadiseLost
0 ups, 4y
Sign up....get it done
[deleted]
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
...... you? The somebody who's lying, that could just be you?
merryprankster
2 ups, 4y
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WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU IS A TRUE STORY. FACT! MY FIANCEE AND I COME IN CONTACT WITH AN INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS COVID SATURDAY AUGUST 14. MY FIANCEE STARTED HAVING SYMPTOMS SATURDAY AUGUST 21. I STARTED HAVING SYMPTOMS MONDAY AUGUST 23. SHE GETS TESTED MONDAY AUGUST 23 AND TESTS POSITIVE FOR COVID. I GET TEST TUESDAY AUGUST 24. I TEST NEGATIVE. NOW I'M UNVACCINATED AND SHE IS VACCINATED. WE BOTH HAVE SAME SYMPTOMS WHICH IS LIKE THE FLU, AND 6 OTHERS HAVE TESTED POSITIVE WHEN I'M NEGATIVE, BUT WE ARE ALL SICK. HOW DOES ONE EXPLAIN THAT? 4 ARE VACCINATED AND TWO OF US AREN'T. THE PERSON WHO MAY HAVE INFECTED US IS IN HOSPITAL IN OHIO. SHE IS VACCINATED. WTF IS GOING ON? COULD IT BE THAT THESE VACCINES HAVE CREATED A NEW STRAIN OF INFLUENZA. CONTACTED CDC, STATE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH, LOCAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT, AND LAB WHERE TEST WAS DONE. NO ANSWERS! THEY ARE ALL BAFFLED! I'M HAVING SYMPTOMS EVERYDAY, BUT STILL TESTING NEGATIVE. I DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THEY ARE TELLING US. MY COUSIN WAS A FALSE NUMBER IN FLORIDA FEW WEEKS AGO. DEATHLY SICK IN HOSPITAL ER FEW WEEKS AGO. TREATING HIM FOR COVID, TURNS OUT HE HAD INFLUENZA B STRAIN, BUT WAS ON CDC SITE AS A POSITIVE COVID CASE. WAS CHANGED WHEN DESANTIS CAUGHT CDC FUDGING NUMBERS. CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS? I'M SLEEPING WITH A COVID POSITIVE FIANCEE, BEEN AROUND 6 OTHERS WITH COVID, HAVE ALL SYMPTOMS. YET I'M NEGATIVE EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS AS WELL. WE ARE NOT BEING TOLD THE TRUTH! EITHER THESE TESTS ARE JUNK OR SOMEBODY IS LYING! THIS IS A TRUE, FACTUAL, AND HONEST STORY IMGFLIP!