I have a lot, and I mean a LOT

Peeing my pants in third grade after laughing at my own outrageous fart.

That one is actually funny lol

I confessed to my crush, she laughed, I ran into a wall and failed a test all in two hojurs

Man that sucks

One time I accidentally bumped into a table in a store that had a whole bunch of desserts on them and one side collapsed and they all slid off the table, nothing got messed up they just slid off like a slide.

Do i have to pick one? Cuz i have ALOT

How about the funniest one?

Do as much as you want or as little as you want

Bumped into somebody.

Let's just say that at age 13 I learned not to play in sprinklers at certain times of the month.

Breaking my arm in front of my crush