I have a lot, and I mean a LOT

One time I accidentally bumped into a table in a store that had a whole bunch of desserts on them and one side collapsed and they all slid off the table, nothing got messed up they just slid off like a slide.

Do i have to pick one? Cuz i have ALOT

How about the funniest one?

Do as much as you want or as little as you want

Peeing my pants in third grade after laughing at my own outrageous fart.

That one is actually funny lol

I confessed to my crush, she laughed, I ran into a wall and failed a test all in two hojurs

Man that sucks

Bumped into somebody.

Let's just say that at age 13 I learned not to play in sprinklers at certain times of the month.

Breaking my arm in front of my crush