Rup: Ronald Reagan. Popular right wing president who unites the right. Republican
Kaiju: Theodore Roosevelt’s: progressive and free speech loving president who ran for the Republican Party (back when the social issues were inconsistent between the two parties) and the progressive party at separate times.
Nerd: Biden. Ultimate centrist for the ultimate centrist party. Democrat.
Pepe: Nixon. I think you all see where this is going. Although his policies before watergate were popular, however, so maybe we should look at pepes policies a bit closer. Republican.
Hcp: Ulysses S. Grant. General for the union. Since rmk sends me union memes and he’s their hoc I figured why not. Republican.
Eym: Lyndon b Johnson. Mastermind behind the civil rights acts of the early 70s, and since eym is by far one of the most progressive parties (along with kaiju) I figured it was a right fit. Democrat.
Bruh: Calvin Coolidge. A chill dude. Republican.