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Let him have a swim.

what if i don't own a turtle or tortoise in the first place?

WELL NOW YOU DO

why did you send an imaginary tortoise or turtle in the first place

Because you must W A T E R I T

but i don't have one

G E T O N E

remember to feed your lizard

oh no! I forgot to water my baguettes!

the baguettes: please hydrate us lunaticcornflaekcultist

d r i n k t h e t u r t l e x

Oop-

Remember to water ur cocaine crop

Ah yes
How silly of me

I should stop making cocaine jokes

XD

:/

remember to feed the childen

and ur baguettes

I ate tortoise

I-